#asksassybluscout

[lightsabersandkatanas]

ask-sassy-bluscout replied to your post: Star: *Looks at Scout* Scout: PFFT… i’M SORRY

Scout: Woah, hey, it’s fine. It was a accident.

[sonofchuck]

ask-sassy-bluscout

Michael, never in his century-long life, had tasted pizza. Never. Not once. Hard to believe- but God was it true. In fact, he hadn't a clue how to even eat the stuff. But he figured he'd learn, hoped to God he'd manage.

For he found himself standing in a pizza place now, having decided not to bother Iah with his grumbling stomach. He supposed the old angel could use a bit of time away from him. To hover around him so constantly, surely, was asking too much. And Michael liked the fresh air regardless.

The ex-angel stood at the end of a rather ridiculous line, head tipped to the side, eyes confused, as if all he wanted was to tap the shoulder of the man in front of him and ask what the big deal was, or why pizza was such a mainstream food.

His stomach growled, and he crossed his arms over his chest, heaving another low sigh, when the boy- man? He couldn't be sure, the guy had one of those faces- behind him decided to perform the taboo he believed most humans referred to as ''cutting in line''.

''Excuse me,'' Michael spoke up, furrowing his brow, and tapped the shoulder of the audacious other. ''I believe you just ''cut'' me...''

[ask-cosplay-scout]

I knew you couldn't resist!

[ask-cosplay-scout]

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[ask-cosplay-scout]

Hell nah, man! I'm just gettin' ready ta pummel ya!

[ask-cosplay-scout]

You wanna bet???

[lightsabersandkatanas]

ask-sassy-bluscout and engineerdelilah caught your attention and met the Scout

"A RED and a BLU? What the hell How am I supposed to react to that?" Scout yelled. "You should calm down. It's not like one would shoot you out here..." Star sighed, grabbing Scout's shirt. "Anyway, it's nice to meet you."

[squiddkidd]

oh, i do think i do dun got tagged.

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