#askscout

[thenewscout]

Right, alright, okay… Back straight, head up, pretend you know where you’re goin’… Is there a map around here..?

[thenewscout]

O-Oh jeez. She was not kidding with the paperwork for this place… uhm…

Right, hahah. Ahah. Ah… Hah… hm. Yeah, this isn’t going to work, is it?

I’ve only seen photos of the other guys, and something tells me that I’m not nearly as big, or tall, or strong, or tall…

Man, guess I’m kind of envious, hahah.

Um, right. This paperwork…

Scout nervously flips through the stacks of typewritten documents, feeling his stomach sink at the tiny lettering crammed into every space of each paper. Even if he could read, he doubts that he could manage to comb through all of this without going bonkers, let alone without a magnifying glass…

No. No way. I’m not going to go looking for those guys, nada. They meet the new guy and the first thing he asks is how t’ read the paperwork he’s gotta sign to work here in the first place?! I’d be doomed…

Scout wrings his hands together, taking a deep breath and facing the empty room in front of him. That sparse desk wouldn’t do anything to help, would it? He needs sunlight, or the buzz of the kitchen light at midnight when an assignment is overdue.

The kitchen. Maybe he can try and focus in there, if he can find it… And if one of the guys finds him, he’d have the excuse of going there to focus on the document…

[thenewscout]

Hiya! What’s up? What’s good? What’s poppin’- ow! Hey, jeez, okay…

Ahem.

Right, names… Uh, right, “Scout?” Yeah, that’s uh-, that’s me, hahah.

…That does NOT sound right, still…

…Y’sure I can’t just..? No? Oh, jeez- Okay, okay, point taken, Miss Pau- I mean- Shh! Not talking! Not talking! I swear it!-

…

Ookay, then…

M’names the Scout, and I’m the newest recruit here on… On…

Re… Reliah… Rebibble… Exa… Ex… Exits- Exitstations?

Oh, okay. Yeah, that definitely sounds better.

Reliable Excavation & Demolitions team.

Um, I guess this… Thing is for questions? And stuff?

Oh- Right! It’s to keep the cops off our- I mean, it’s for publicity’s sake! To show how great we are at our…

Jobs!

Our jobs! Perfectly normal jobs-! What? Stop signing like that!!! I can’t- How d’you expect me to know what you want me to s- Point taken. Never mind. Moving on.

So uh, basically, kind of a big deal. Still learning the ropes around here, but ya gotta make sure you read tha rules, alright? Otherwise there’s gonna be trouble. Big trouble. And I mean, who wants that?

Is that enough? Oh thank goodness. Thank you—

[ End transmission. ]

[askzheredmedic]

That’s it, folks! Scout and Miss Pauling are signing off for now <3

But hey, we might be back at some point...at least, if the doc doesn’t remember to close his window.

See ya!

(OOC: These are the last gifs, so it’s back to normal questions again. Thanks for the questions for Scout and Miss Pauling, we had fun making these ^^

Miss Pauling was the lovely madamepapercut)

[askzheredmedic]

Scout, do a love confession for miss P and try not to make it too awkward.

Scout: Soooo, uh…Miss Pauling..?

Pauling: Yes?

Scout: I-I have this thing I wanna…

Pauling: Scout, I’m kinda busy here.

Scout: I just…kinda have this thing I, like, kinda wanna say, ‘cause I…

Pauling: Then hurry up.

Scout: I love you.

Pauling: What?

Scout: Nothing. Nothing…at all.

Pauling: Okay, I guess it wasn’t so important anyway.

Scout: *deep sigh*

[askzheredmedic]

Hey guys!

Btw, it’s Scout here. Yeah, I know, the one and only ;)

So, the doc is away for a little while, so I broke in was allowed into the medbay to update the blog a bit.

Anyway, Miss Pauling is around for a single day to check up on us, so if you guys have any questions for us, then just come with them. I mean, this is an opportunity to talk with someone as awesome as me, so don’t be shy!

Step up and fill that inbox for me and Miss P. :D

-Scout