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So Hanji, loving the hair and the getup and everything but how does it feel knowing you're totally ripping off the aesthetic of that other cool brunette with the ponytail ~sincerely, totally-not-sasha-braus

(I had the perfect one for this oh boy.)

Excuse me? You do realise that out of myself and Sasha, I am considerably older? As in, I could have birthed the girl myself. I didn’t, obviously; no way, no thank. But me being older, obviously means I was pulling this look off first! I mean, yeah she’s kinda cool and whatever but…

That lil’ pipsqueak couldn’t handle the swag I carry even if her body were to swell to five times its size. Pssssh. 

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How many titans do you now own?

A grand total of zero.

After the incident with Sonny and Bean, I just couldn’t handle it. It still hurts.

Right now, I’m having to just take some time out from it all. Of course, I’m still researching; but there’ll be no more up close and personal keeping of Titans. Although, I wouldn’t really say I owned them. They were part of my family, more than anything.

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Tell me ma'am. How does one do the science exactly?

Well, you kinda… put one thing, with another thing. And if it sizzles when you wanted it to boom? You put more things in other things.

And you must always, always write down your findings; if you don’t write it down, then it’s not science, it’s just dicking around.

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stop. | offline. | bedtime.

//no more frozen-related asks, please! it's not funny, the film is... ehhh. and okay. yeah. they're just getting annoying and frequently harder to answer.

it's bed time for mun. will make more gifs uh... soon... and answer more questions tomorrow evening. please, spread the word about the blog and let's get even more questions in :3

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Hanji, how would you describe your relationship with Captain Levi?

My little pint-sized Levi?

I love him! Like, a lot. I mean, sometimes I can be super annoying but it is only because I love him so much, you know? I don’t want to not be with him, because it’s so much more fun when he’s around.

But he makes way, way too many poop jokes. I think everyone forgives him cos that cravat is so dang fancy, but seriously people. He’s a twelve year old for poop jokes.

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Is levi's height proportionate to...other areas?

Well, he can’t prop himself up on it in place of his leg and it doesn’t look freaky but… it’s pretty damn impressive.

You know what they say about a man and his shoes? Well, Levi got some uh… big boots to fill *wink*.