May 27, 2014
So, i see you have acquainted yourself with the fellow life-ruiner that is technology. When god bore life into this world-he did not- intend for us to develop such symbiotic relationships with our "tellyphones" or "ultraportables" ; but rather, with others of our kind. If i am not being clear enough, i believe; no; i command that you enter my quarters at once and prove your worthiness to me you dirtied pig Let me tame you.
T-tanaka? What!? Uh, w-what are you doin' here?
I'm just--I've gotta th-thing, I'm pretty busy, ahaha, y'know, I--
DON'T KILL ME!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!