Souda Kazuichi Ask Blog

"Hiya! Kazuichi Souda here, fixin' cars an' answerin' questions! I'll be here all week! Aha, boy, I'm a charmer!" ((Souda Kazuichi cosplay/ask blog for SDR2))

[heisenboig]

Gundam (baragundam) and school girl kitty Souda.

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Hey Souda! Seeing as Tanaka is with you... Have you ever considered watching Bambi?

S: “Absolutely not! AaaAAAHHHH!!!! THAT’S A GRADE-A HORROR FLICK RIGHT THERE.”

S: "OH MY GOD IT'S HORRIBLE. GUNDAM'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. BAMBI'S POOR MOTHER. I COULD NEVER WATCH A MOVIE LIKE THAT!!!!"

G: "Hush! You will stir the gods from their slumber. Be more watchful of how you choose to display your emotions, insolent boy."

S: "Horrible, horrible, horrible!!"

G: " The movie is like a warrior who displays the unorthodox ideals of a soldier. While it teaches a satisfying lesson on the evils of man, the rest of the tale is drawn out and pointless. The inaccuracies of the courtship between Bambi and his female lover are unrealistic and very unlike mating found in the animal kingdom. As for you, pink one, STOP CRYING, YOU BLUBBERING INFANT!"

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Would you treat Sonia like a princess if she was yours?

S: “Oh, oh, absolutely! I’d give her all the things a princess could want! We’d watch the television, she could hang out in the shop with me, maybe I’d get her some flowers, and definitely a whole lotta devotion! She’d be my world, y’know? You get where I’m goin’ with this! I’d probably even put together one of them really neat robo-maids, Jetsons style. No. In fact, I’d have no problem bein’ her maid! I’d do anythin’ she wanted me to!”

G: “Blasphemy! Your idea of a royal treatment is nothing but what one would find in a trailer park!”

S: “SSSHUT UP!”

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Kirigirir here and I detect some possible gayness between you and Tanaka-kun, I know everything thanks to my career as a detective.

S: "Me!? With him!? No way, no how! Not in a million kajillion years!! He’s got dog breath! Probably had a nice makeout session with a poodle before he got here. I’ve only got eyes for Miss Sonia!”

G: " The fact that you assume i involve myself in such sexually demeaning manners with animals is truthfully disrespectful."

S: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut yer yap. But anyway, I mean, what gave you that impression? The hat? It was Tanaka's idea. He made me, actually."

G: "Silence...it makes you look pretty..."

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Long time, no talk, guys!! I'm sittin' here with Tanaka, ready to answer anythin' you wanna ask!

He's weirdin' me out. Please don't leave me alone with him.

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Oh Souda , if only anyone loved you...

Wh-what...?

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what's your view on crocs?

Crocs? Hmm…Oh! I know a guy who wears ‘em all the time! He’s an odd one, that Henry. I think that Komaeda might own a pair, too. Lemme tell ya, those things ain’t flatterin’ on him at all. Kid’s got weird feet to go with that weird brain of his.

[askirlkomaedanagito]

…………..

Well, it looks like I’ve been found out. 

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Was the Crocs thing s'posed to be some kind of secret? Well, you aren't any good at keepin' it under wraps, y'know. I may not be a super high school level fashionista or anythin', but wearin' them with socks doesn't help much, either!

[heisenboig]

Souda just sort of chillin in his bathroom.

I did a half-assed makeup test thing. Goddamn, covering eyebrows is hard. I’ve only ever done it twice! I also didn’t put the contact lenses in because they’re too light and I look scary on camera. I need darker ones!!

[asksoudathepinkone-blog]

what's your view on crocs?

Crocs? Hmm...Oh! I know a guy who wears ‘em all the time! He’s an odd one, that Henry. I think that Komaeda might own a pair, too. Lemme tell ya, those things ain't flatterin' on him at all. Kid's got weird feet to go with that weird brain of his.

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So, i see you have acquainted yourself with the fellow life-ruiner that is technology. When god bore life into this world-he did not- intend for us to develop such symbiotic relationships with our "tellyphones" or "ultraportables" ; but rather, with others of our kind. If i am not being clear enough, i believe; no; i command that you enter my quarters at once and prove your worthiness to me you dirtied pig Let me tame you.

T-tanaka? What!? Uh, w-what are you doin' here?

I'm just--I've gotta th-thing, I'm pretty busy, ahaha, y'know, I--

DON'T KILL ME!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

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what kind of car turns you on the most?

Oh, that’s a toughie…

Alright, it's gotta be the '70 Plymouth Barracuda! With that E-Body an' all. Lemme tell ya, that thing's a real piece of work. I'm workin' on a 'Cuda right now, actually! It's in the shop--gonna revamp an' restore the hell out of it! Fix up that engine real good, oh yeah...

Jeez, now you've got my engine revvin'!

That car is a beaut!