#asksimonandjacob

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i feel like i could easily ship lilith <> simon fight me

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took 20 tboi ocs and

[1:01:05 AM] Andrew: hm

1. Laz 2. Abel 3. Lilith 4. Imm Eve 5. Jazz 6. Samael?? 7. Simon 8. Jacob 9. mARTHA 10. Cirio (gio's new chara) 11. faust 12. delilah 13. edgar 14. dante 15. berith 16. midas 17. mags 18. esau 19. canon eve 20. fuck it, isaac ok im doing this meme

2 are canon but were roleplayed so they count

then i made ships according to a meme thing with random.org

[1:02:04 AM] Andrew: "Pick two names! They're a pairing now!"

just gonna generate two at random

16 and 7

midas and simon

gold going straight up ur butt

next:

[1:04:06 AM] Andrew: second ship: 1 and 5

lAZ X JAZZ... [1:04:32 AM] Beans: "I LOVE YOU" "I LOVE YOUR COCK- I MEAN YOU"

well it was canon

third pairing:

[1:05:32 AM] Andrew: 8 and 18

j jacob and esau

that isnt right

[1:05:49 AM] Andrew: laddercest

[1:06:26 AM] Andrew: "Pick one slip of paper. This is your 'loner character'. Sadly they'll never find a soulmate and remain single to their death."

[1:06:55 AM] Andrew: 10

cirio

sorry gio's new character them's the breaks

ha ha loser

next:

[1:07:24 AM] Andrew: "Now choose three more. This is your 'threesome shipping'!"

[1:08:30 AM] Andrew: 12, 19, 5 again (technically i shouldnt include old characters already chosen)

delilah x canon eve x jazz

wow that's pretty lesbo

last one:

[1:09:30 AM] Andrew: shuffle them all up again and choose 2 more as a 'last resort pairing' [1:09:31 AM] Andrew: ok

[1:09:58 AM] Andrew: 10 and 4

cirio x imm eve

c u te???? i guess cirio isn't alone after all

[1:10:17 AM] Andrew: and that's that [1:10:21 AM] Andrew: abel didn't get any bitches

i need one of my artisty friends to do some drawings 

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{ask-simon-and-jacob}

On second thought, skipping over the remains of a Clotty, maybe she had gotten the hang of this place completely. Lilith still was looking for others who had lost their way down here- maybe one day she could show them the way out. 

For now, though, she had to find them. Then she stumbled across the other dynamic duo, ladder boy and glasses brit. It couldn't hurt to get to know them better first.

"Uh, hey," Lilith greeted. Her hair was tied back in a braid for once (courtesy of Eve) and she had a few collectibles hoarded, but otherwise she felt... naked. What did they talk about? On second thought, they were naked! She cleared her throat from the awkwardness. "So, um, remember me?"

[shipizenkain]

Smells like whTA (Vacation sex AU with asksimonandjacob)

Kain has been traveling a lot recently in search of ships. Tired, he stopped by a nearby hotel for the night. It just so happened that Simon and Jacob were in the room next to his. Kain knew this because of Simon's sort of easily identifiable voice. Leaning against the the door of the aforementioned room, Kain eavesdropped on the two cuties.

[shipizenkain]

SO KAIN, HAVE YOU SPOOKED UP YOUR SHIPPING WALL?

"I have sent bats to spookify them. Hopefully they will all be ready soon".

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Samael (Hebrew: סמאל‎) (also Sammael, Samil) is an important archangel in Talmudic and post-Talmudic lore, a figure who is accuser, seducer and destroyer, and has been regarded as both good and evil. It is said that he was the guardian angel of Esau and a patron of the Roman empire.

-en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael

 is said that he was the guardian angel of Esau 

friends, pk

may i direct your attention to this

MAY I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS

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i'm slightly apologetic