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Spike literally had no idea how he managed to end up here... a basement? He remembered accidentally falling down the stairs in his house but... he didn't have a basement.

There was something different though... this basement had a dark vibe and Spike didn't like it. "Hello?" he called out in English into the half-darkness hoping for some sort of reply... this was so confusing!

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Double Date {ask-abel-things, laz-the-resurrected}

"God," she said, and realized she had no idea how Eve talked her into this, "damn."

It was bad enough they had to meet in the park, along with the entire spider population in the town. It was impossible to get in without hitting at least one web, a fact that Eve described as whimsical and Laz described with screaming that usually denoted his arrival.

But then there was the issue of what to wear. Formal? Informal? She went for a blend, which meant her best worn shirt and tacky jacket, but never a dress. It was only to a place with ice cream and snacks, after all. So they said.

Lilith sat down on a bench and waited for the others to show up.

#askabelthings #laztheresurrected #more like ask fgt things and fgt the resurrected

Canon and a Half

An Incidental and Quite Literal Series of Events

Also Titled: If TBOI characters replaced their Biblical inspiration

Also Titled: I wrote this while exhausted at midnight, forgive me

#do i even tag this #the binding of isaac #askabelthings #laztheresurrected #sorry i didn't do any more #satire///#fic

Carving Pumpkins

"First, we take the carving knife," instructed Leba. The whole concept was a bit new to Sura, but he was open to fresh ideas. He stuck the blade into the thick orange outer layer and shaped a face, showing it to the youngest when he was done.

"You can eat the bits inside 'cause they're really tasty," said Vee. She reached for a chunk of the pumpkin but he slapped her hand away.

"Only if you cook them right, you dumb little bitch~!" He smiled and turned his attention back to the task at hand. Sura watched with a look of wonder as he placed a candle inside and the entire decoration lit up. "Now we'll display it outside for our neighbor."

"Beanie was our neighbor."

Leba looked down in confusion at the dissected corpse of Beanie that he just made into a decoration.

"This isn't my pumpkin."

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#ficlet #askabelthings #laztheresurrected #antis #p sure an actual carving pumpkins one will come later #animmaculateconcepts halloween tag

In Necropolis {ask-abel-things, laz-the-resurrected}

Neither Lilith nor Laz knew exactly how they got down to this floor, though they remembered it involved an argument over who was better. Also, Imm Eve and Abel had been separated from them earlier and likely were down here. Mostly the former.

"They probably can't be much further." There was a clear map in the girl's head from having walked around the same dead ends and twists roughly 10 times, always with equal hatred when they passed Lemon Mishap in the treasure room. "Only a few more rooms n' the boss, yeah. ... Hope they didn't go and find 'em already," she said, standing outside the next unexplored room.

#laztheresurrected #askabelthings #rp

My Girlfriend Took Over the World

('Evil'/Non-Immaculate Eve AU that turned into a little comedy? It's still her, just if she... never quite recovered from her mental break.)

The guillotine was in pastel colors. It matched the color scheme of her little tiara, the color of a painted Easter egg or the morning sky or her remaining eyeball, at least until a spot of fluffy yellow got in the way. Maggie and her bright cottonlike hair looked up in desperation.