#askspookyandmacabre

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"Psst...hey buddy, down here. Yeah, in the vent. Listen, I need some directions then I'll be out of your vent. Do you know where the "Salty and Peppered" diner is?"

“AH!” Scout jumped up into the air, landing on one foot as he did his usual defensive stance as he looked around for the vent. Oh sooo it was down there, huh okay... who the fuck was this guy? Slowly Jeremy moved closer to the vent, eyes narrowing as he tried to make any features of the other in the vent. Still no luck the vent was too dark to see shit. 

“Uhh who n’ what? Uhh what ya... wait a second who da hell are ya? What’s salt n’ pepper? The shit ya doin’ in there?” 

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The gaunt medic leaned back and stretched in his chair as he looked out the window. There had been no zombie attacks, outbreaks, or supernatural shenanigans for the past few months and he was getting bored. He glanced over at his partner in crime, a scout who looked more dead then he did alive, who in turn gave the medic a mischievous smile. 

“I think it’s time we reminded everyone that we’re still alive, doc.” The scout said.

“Indeed...”Replied the medic. “Things were getting a little too quiet. I wonder if there are any more bases nearby?” 

The scout grinned and picked up his trusty baseball bat “Only one way to find out. You coming or not?”

(Yep, I’m bringing this old blog back from the dead!)

[zhat-medic]

There is a note on the desk that reads *Dear Medic who works here, please don't be angry. I mistook this base for an abandoned one and may have crawled in through a window near the operating room. I didn't see what I knocked over, I just heard a loud noise and booked it to your office. Anyways, do you think you could ask the engie to move the sentry? It's blocking the exit. Also, do you think you could leave some food by the vent near your desk? Sincerely, ex-scout* @askspookyandmacabre

Medic found and read the note carefully and then immediately read it again. He slowly turned his head up toward the vent to peer inside.

“I vould tell you to simply come out of hiding through zhe vent but it’s far too small. Vhere does Dell have his sentry placed zhat you can’t get out? In his vorkshop?”

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(Gonna try to bring this blog back from the dead...again)

[prpl-renegade]

Fun fact, there are only a few people who can scare Johnny. And one of them happens to be his new roommate. And there is a very good reason for it too. But that’s a story for another time. 

[prpl-renegade]

Spooky and Dr. Macabre from @askspookyandmacabre will be living with Johnny until the 5th of November. So if you’d like to talk to the scout and medic who survived a zombie apocalypse by becoming zombie like themselves, feel free to send an ask. But please remember to put the name of the muse you want in the ask. Otherwise, it will be Johnny who answers it. 

Side note: I am the mun for @askspookyandmacabre

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(Although these are rough sketches of the two, this is how I imagine them looking) 

[blumediziner]

askspookyandmacabre liked your post: // like this for a starter? It might be short...

“.......” Tie paused for a moment when he took a look at the sickly duo... He was pretty sure he recognized them. Then again who would forget a zombie’s face?

“Uh.... I am sorry I am drawing a blank... who are you again?” Because any sane person would try to strike up a conversation with the undead.