MEDIC!!!!

|| Canon RED Medic from Team Fortress 2 || Indie Semi-Selective Semi-SFW Tracking: #zhatmedic

[djk-art]

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[the-smallest-invader]

>> Hey meat-smellies, I made a Redbubble and put some of my ZIM art on it!! If you can, please support me!  That includes sharing the heck out of this post! >>

[zhat-medic]

(( I’ve got some of my more famous TF2 works up for sale there too! ))

[zhat-medic]

Medic.......your cute...🤗

“...Ja, ja, ja, I’m cute. Now remove your hands from my person before I cut zhem off und use zhem for my experiment.”

“...Actually, can I use zhem? You von’t get zhem back of course but Engineer could give you robotic replacements.”

[zhat-medic]

PYRO!!!!!! -runs-

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

"ABLE CAN'T SNIPE WORTH SHIT!"

“AND YOU DONT HAVE A MEDICAL LICENCE!”

[zhat-medic]

“Hooh! You’re not wrong~! Also, zhere you are!”

[chuckdrawsthings]

do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what

[veganthranduil]

actually!! apparently it takes up a lot of energy to lift off, so to pigeons, humans are just not worth the bother

[chuckdrawsthings]

this is an excellent fact. we are insignificant to them and i love it

[the-rogues-revenge-deactivated2]

@lesser-wedge-antilles

[fuckyeahtf2]

Scream Fortress IX has arrived!

October 26, 2017 - TF2 Team

Play your favorite classic Scream Fortress maps alongside Jungle Inferno! We’ve added free Halloween contracts and rewards to the ConTracker! Scream Fortress IX runs through November 8, 2017. 

Scream Fortress IX has arrived!

Play your favorite classic Scream Fortress maps! 

Free Halloween contracts and rewards added to the ConTracker!

 Event runs through November 8, 2017

Updated Brimstone

Players now crit and healthboost when exiting the Hell area instead of just ubercharge 

Increased slightly RED team respawn time on the last area 

Fixed the coffin music playing into the next round from previous one 

Fixed Monoculus sometimes getting stuck to certain locations

Fixed players sometimes getting stuck to other players in Hell area 

Adjusted preferred nav-path for Merasmus to prevent him going into RED final base

Fixed The Thermal Thruster not doing 3x damage when landing on enemies

The Thermal Thruster no longer fully stuns mini-bosses in Mann vs. Machine mode

Fixed an LOD bug with The Holiday Punch

Updated model/materials for The War Eagle

[chaoticsilverwolf120]

Ah yes, the Frying Pan™

[longliveteufort]

>BD !!!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

also psssssst hes a sticker and other things… find it here!

[zhat-medic]

meettheharmacist:

“Now that you mention it, I do remember having a small collection of discarded body parts from the incident involving Soldier a couple weeks ago. Are you trying to imply you are a pile of sentient hive-mind limbs come together to create a duplicate of me? That would explain quite a lot.” 

“Me? Implying zhat I’m a hive-minded group of sentient limbs? Nonsense!”

“Although zhat vould be fascinating to see,I’m afraid zhat isn’t vhat I am. I’m a normal human, und all of my limbs are mine. Heaven forbid I ever have to have vhan of Soldier’s.”

[zhat-medic]

meettheharmacist:

“Considering our history with spies, I should hope you are not planning to do with my body what I think you are planning to do with my body. 

…But in the interest of speculation, what are you planning. I am curious to know if we share the same ideas in some sort of hive mind-esque fashion or if we have completely separate consciousnesses.”

“If you’re really me und not a spy, zhen you know vhat I’m going to do vhis it. I’m obviously going to use it in zhe name of science. I alvays have uses for spare limbs und organs around here.”

“Speaking of hive-mind, did you know zhat limbs develop zhis if you make zhem sentient und let zhem come togezher in a group? Fascinating phenomenon, really.”

[zhat-medic]

@meettheharmacist

“Huh. Zhere must have been a glitch in zhe respawn system. Zhere’s two of me now! Zhis is actually quite fortunate; now I can really help myself vhis experiments! Hooh!”

“Unless of course, you’re a spy. If you are, I’m afraid I’ll have to kill you! But don’t worry. Your body vill go to a good cause vhance you’re dead.”

[zhat-medic]

commander-sammy:

Nibbles was taking notes and perked up at people. “So kinda like Captain america? They gave him a serum and made him super strong and special to kick bad guy butt!” The roll jumps then goes back to note taking. “But aren’t cherries different than humans?”

“Hmmm, now zhat you mention it, yes,” Medic nodded. “Just like Captain America. Und yes, cherries are different zhan humans, but zhat hardly matters. So long as you grasp zhe concept of altering genetics, you can apply zhe techniques to any project.”

[cricricris]

IT’S HERE

[thundersnapp]

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[zhat-medic]

commander-sammy:

Nibbles smiles. “Yea! I like Cherries!” The roll starts to write and draws a cherry in the corner. “Okay are they learning to make a cherry even more cherryful?” 

“If by zhat you mean ‘make zhem grow faster, bigger, und tastier zhan ever’ zhen yes! Zhey are!”

“But you see, zhe science, vhance perfected, could not just work on cherries. It could vork on potentially any living sing! Hooh! Imagine if ve could super-size fish, so ve could get more meat from zhem, or chickens!”

Medic began pacing the floor.

“Or ve could even make people larger, or make zhem grow faster! Imagine if ve could grow armies of people in half zhe time it normally takes by giving zhem a serum! Ve’d make easy work of any job we had to take on!”

[zhat-medic]

manncoceo:

“Whoever he is, if he’s still very much into punching wild animals and eating steak, he can claim to be my long lost twin brother’s uncle’s cousin for all I care!”

Hale will crack his knuckles in anticipation. “And be sure to ASK me if you want to clone me. You know my policy on surprise encounters.”

Medic shrugged. If that’s how Saxton felt, he wasn’t going to argue about it. At the next statement, Medic offered Hale an even smile and a pat on the shoulder.

“My friend, I vould never sink to clone you vhisout permission. I’m smart enough to know I vould be a dead man.”

[zhat-medic]

@manncoceo

“I never said I vouldn’t do it. Just zhat I haven’t at zhis point.”

“You know, zhere’s anahzher man claiming to be you. Perhaps he’s from an alternate reality. Or perhaps he is only an imposter looking for attention.”