#askstrx

[asterrioxs]

oh thank fuck

ok

cap sit up

*slides happy meal over*

eat. SLOWL Y. dont choke ill be upse t.

he never swears either must be real off his rocker.

[asterrioxs]

ok so, i had an idea

you and that guy in the mail can’t see what you both look like because. well it’s a mailbox.

SO.

*a polaroid appears in his hands.*

i think you know what i’m getting at.

[asterrioxs]

that's not a cap it's a visor

no fucking way really

[asterrioxs]

Hi cap!! Would you like a Blåhaj or something similar to help stay calm during this?

YIPPPPEEEE

[asterrioxs]

Don't mind me I just thought of Cap when I saw this--

[asterrioxs]

wonderful because you LOOK bonita!!

HAD TO RENDER THIS ONE BECAUSE HES JUST SO HAPPY

[asterrioxs]

Hey there buddy

I just started hosting counselling sessions if you need therapy

I think you really need to

Talk to someone✨

hes usually a lot more chill, some askers have just been a bit rambunctious... the background is darker, yes!! this has no lore reasons its just easier on my eyes because its just about 2 in the morning

[asterrioxs]

hey Cap, is there anything you like… particularly enjoy doing? There doesn’t seem to be much to do in there, and I doubt having panic attacks is a fun hobby.

trying out coloring asks

might not be consistent but its funky!!