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Anyone who follows my askswagabootylevi account I’m sorry to announce i will no longer be using it. I just don’t have the time anymore and really need to focus on other things. Once i get the password ill make an announcement on there. Sorry again but it was fun. Edit: i still rp and cosplay i will just no longer be using that account.

#askswagabootylevi #no more

Hey, I'd totally give you a lap dance any day.

((A TRUE FRIEND. Although, to be perfectly honest, I’d probably get really flustered and tinkle myself laughing while you were on my lap (and I typically only pee like, twice a day, so we’re talking the full floodgates here)l could make it up to you in cash, though? Just wear something with proper pockets, because I mostly have nickles))

#invite me to all your bachelor parties i'm a hoot #thanks bruh *aggresively douchey fist bump*#askswagabootylevi #ooc

Who is in the swag family now you're gone?

askswagarmin

askswagabootylevi

ask-a-armin

ask-british-eren

ask-bootylicious-marco

rain—transformed (previously a krista blog )

neighneighmotherfucker

ask-eren-yaygirl

that is everyone in the family.

#the swag family #askswagaarmin #askswagabootylevi #ask-a-armin #ask-bootylicious-marco #ask-eren-yaygirl

OOC-

So i have wanted to post this for a while now. And its about people asking to join the swag family. You dont get invited to it, you dont ask to get into the family, it happens by being friends with all of us. I might seem a little harsh but we are all pretty much like family hence the "swag family". Its really nice to know people like us and support our blogs but please dont ask or in some cases just barge yourself in.

Thanks for reading babus!

#swag family #ooc #i had to say it #askswagabootylevi #askswagarmin #the swag family household

Wow I feel honored! 5 facts about myself~!

I was asked to post five facts about myself by askswagabootylevi.

1. I have a Bachelor's in History and a Master's in Liberal Studies. I will be hopefully in the fall going back for my second master's in sociology.

2. I work as a Substitute teacher for 2 school systems (k-12)

3. I am a cosplayer/crossplayer. Been doing it since I was about 17. (wow..ten years)

4. I love coming up with new ideas for research papers. Most of my papers concentrate at the moment on pop culture, using things that I like and looking closer at them.

5. I can spend more than 8 or more hours writing stories/coming up with story ideas. Most of the time working with my best friend.

#askswagabootylevi #asked me to state facts about myself

((OH, YOU DELIGHTFUL BASTARDS If I'm allowed to send this back to you guys, then consider it done 1. I just at this very second noticed that my brother has better handwriting than me WHAT IS THIS 2. I am so looking forward to cutting my hair this summer, because it takes approximately 14 hours for it to dry, and that is not ok 3. This stupid nail polish went on bad, stayed on bad, and now refuses to leave (if I let my hands soak in polish remover for 3 days, will all the flesh slough off as I'm pulling them out, and if so, how entertaining will that story be at parties) 4. I wanna get a job at Cracked- partly because I just love the site and think it would be fun, and also because it would allow to better pursue my acting career than most day jobs would 5. I'm glad I'm not in school anymore, but I miss the communal living (my friends were super great. RACHAEL, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, BABYGURR! TELL CHELSEA TO GET HER ASS BACK ON TUMBLR) and I'm terrified that I've made a huge mistake 6. My main goal for acting is to star/co-star in action/adventure/fantasy films and period pieces. Hopefully some comedies; maybe even some horror movies because I just think it would be fun (as much as I love them, I don't usually expect scary movies to be original or good) I'd also super love to be at least a regular or side character on a few tv shows. 7. I'm trying to save up for some plastic surgery but I'm so bad with money someone please give me 8 billion dollars 8. Or, if you're somehow my very distant, generous, uncomfortably wealthy relative, please write me into your will as your heiress. I'll send you a thank you gift in the mail, and what, nooo, it won't contain any anthrax I swear 9. I really wanna go on a world-wide paranormal tour and see at least 1 full body apparition 10. I think Nutella is gross; peanut butter tastes weird; I don't really understand the apparent rip-your-panties-off-so-fast-you-accidentally-toss-them-at-your-dad appeal of yaoi (or Ryan Gosling), but whatever; and Frozen was so stupidly bad that I WILL SHOUT THAT OPINION FROM THE ROOFTOPS FOREVER))

#seriously someone else agree with me on the frozen thing #the more i reflect on it the more my anger grows #which is really dumb but i don't want to be dumb alone #askswagabootylevi #ask-mrzoe #ooc