#askthedanishdork

[askthedanishdork]

Do you call Nor, Swe, Ice or Finny when you find a spider?? For exempel in the shower.

“HAH! Why would I be scared of spiders, I have no idea where you’ve gotten that rumour from dude! Jost look at this- 

“-I have a fricking spider on my SHIRT!

“Me scared of spiders?

“They fear ME!”

((Thanks for the ask, anon, he’s lying about the spiders: he fear them. A lot.))

[phoenixdragon]

I know that the question was about drawing IN cosplay, but fuck that. Have one of my shitty sketches, this time of the awesome man behind @askthedanishdork. Keep on being amazing!

[askaph-iceland]

"Er....n-not you! I mean-"

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[askthedanishdork]

what is your idea of being romantic? Flowers? Dinners? Little Lego statues?

“Well, it really matters who I’m trying to woo, doesn’t it? I’d go with being myself really, maybe take my date to a place where they serve their fav food or something! It’s all about their interests, yeah?

“If someone wants to woo me though you should combine all three of those things: 

“Take me to a LEGO-restaurant dinner, 

“where we eat among LEGO-people, 

“and have flowers mad of LEGO.

“100% I will follow you home no hesitation.” 

((Thanks for the ask @askchubuiggy that even tho it maybe wasn’t meant for valentines fit perfect for today haha :D

[askthedanishdork]

Have you watched the rain on Netflix? I enjoyed it quite a bit and I was wondering if you enjoy suspenseful movies or shows.

“I’ve watched it, or rather… I’ve tried to watch it. I only got through the first few episodes. I usually like that kind of genre but the whole scenario kinda freaked me out, seeing my place all destroyed. I mean-

“-it’s my country, of course I get scared!

“…Seeing it in a state like that. Ugh.

“It did remind me a lot of this story I’ve read called Gutters or something though, didn’t finish that one either but it was interesting reading about Peter and me having fun in the apocalypse! Maybe I should continue that one!” :D

((Thanks for the ask anon! Mun have only really watched the first few episodes (even tho he wants to finish watching it oof) but im easily scared rip so just the suspense in ep1 got me uneasy af cant really watch stuff like that when im home alone witch is,,, all the time p much rip.))

[askthedanishdork]

I think you'll love to hear that Sweden (@really-not-that-stoic) called you his brother and said that he likes you around. Don't tell him I said anything though.

“Oh ho ho, this is rich. You’re so sweet Swe, you want to give me a kiss as well while you’re at it!? 

“Haha, uhhh, well shit. Ugh, ok, you know what…

“…I guess you’re nice as well..

“I’m not just gonna walk away without giving you a compliment back, alright? You’re pretty cool, at least for being Swedish and all I mean..

“This stays between us only though, correct?!” 

((This is so fkn late im so sorry im trying to get thru all the old asks rn hhhh thanks for the tips anon and @sternenfairy ;) @really-not-that-stoic eyyyy))

[askthedanishdork]

Have you got any plans for this weekend?

“Well,

“I’m meeting Sweden in his capital for a meeting.

“It’s gonna be…Boring.

“First real work after my vacation, ugh I’d prefer just chilling at home instead of meeting that dude..” :/

((But for real mun is actually meeting @really-not-that-stoic this Saturday and holy shit i’m hyped to give them a tour around Stockholm! It’s gonna be the opposite of boring, don’t listen to Matthias people! Thanks for the ask @grandparomeaskblog! It’s been laying here for a few months now, i’m real slow rip ((’: ))

[askthedanishdork]

Denmark, how you celebrate all of Norway's wins during the Olympics with the other Nordics?

“Well,

“We drink. A LOT.

“At the same time we have a bunch of other contests going on all the time so everything gets kind of a big clutter after a while, it’s difficult really keeping track of who wins what game or contest, in the end we just go wild whenever we feel like it, either to celebrate or to forget haha!”

((Thank you anon for the ask ;’)))