#askthefourlords

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH DIMITRESCU FAMILY!

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Barricaded in her room* I'm hiding from my fellow Lesbians, I fear they'll dogpile and suffocate me this delightful Pride Month. *Shudders*

Bela Dimitrescu: *Waves a Pride Flag* Happy Pride, humans!

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *Waves around a severed arm, the hand limp* Happy Pride, humans! *Little does she know this makes her more attractive to some of you*

Daniela Dimitrescu: *Foaming at the mouth* It's Pride Month, it's Pride Month, it's Pride Month... Eeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!! *Collapses onto the floor in a Gay Panic*

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It’s pride month y’all know what that means?

Alcina Dimitrescu: Do you want us to what?! make gay wine?! Or be gayer? Because that one would be impossible.

Donna Beneviento: Do you want me to what, make gay dolls? What? *Agatha, her newest, very gay in her headcanon doll sits casually in the corner*

Karl Heisenberg: Do you want me to what, make gay Soldaten? What?

Blog Auth: Do you want me to what, make gayer posts? Because I can and will. Happy Pride Month, my awesome audience! -Blog Auth

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Swallowing sun asker here , I am on more c0ke than Stephen King could possibly fathom during the 80s

( censoring in case anybody’s sensitive to that sorta stuff )

Alcina Dimitrescu: You know, during my days with the Pallboys I sampled some of the finest cocaine the world has to offer, but I came to the conclusion wine is a far better intoxicant. I trust you will too eventually.

Donna Beneviento: *Holds an Angie screaming about "Cocaina" down desperately*

Karl Heisenberg: I'm down to rail some lines with you if that's what you're offering.

Salvatore Moreau: *He points at you crookedly* Dr-drugs are wrung.

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heyyyy guys I keep hearing crying from the village

Is everything okay down there orrr

Alcina Dimitrescu: If I was a commoner I'd be crying too.

Donna Beneviento: They should just get used to crying *pause* I have over these years...

Karl Heisenberg: They're probably fucked, gonna level with you.

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Hai, Lady D… what’s your preferred type of maiden? And is it me?

Alcina Dimitrescu: I love all the maidens of the world, my homosexuality is beyond the bounds of a mere type. I pick and choose from what I come across.

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*hands Lady Dimitrescu a bat*

Alcina Dimitrescu: I will put it to good use beating manthings to death. *It's comically small in her hands*

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Are you guys touch-starved?

PS: i offer free cuddles🥰💞

Alcina Dimitrescu: Not quite, I have my sweet daughters to give me affection, my Daniela is especially physical with her affection. Though in regard to the romantic variety, quite.

Donna Beneviento: *Nods her head violently, not to the cuddles, it's just she's SO touch-starved*

Karl Heisenberg: Yeah, *Vulnerability break* I want someone to actually care about me almost as much as I want to kill that whore Mirander *Over*, but I've still got my friends Jack and Tito to keep me company. (Jack Daniels whiskey and Tito's Vodka)

Salvatore Moreau: *He does something resembling a head shake* Ylou have noooo idlea... *vague, self-pitying laugh* heh, hlul, heh.

The Daughters Dimitrescu, in unison: Nope! We've got Mother!

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The lady lords are very beautiful and perfect and the men lords………. Yeah

Alcina Dimitrescu: I know.

Donna Beneviento: *Blushes under the veil*

Karl Heisenberg: *Flips you off*

Salvatore Moreau: *Starts crying as Donna awkwardly pets the back of his tattered coat*