Ask The Four Lords

This is an ask blog for the Four Lords of RE8. For any question, if you can specify the Lord you're asking somehow or I'll pick one/have them answer as a group. I know some ask blogs exist, 'just figured it would be fun to make one and basically all of the preexisting ones are inactive.

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Can I do your make up guys??? Pretty pleaseeee🥺 and you hair too! At least once

This will be the realest Heisenberg possible as I’m meeting Neil Newborn at Phoenix Fan Fusion right now and if you want to ask the four lords, you Ask The Four Lords, so without further ado:

Karl Heisenberg, or Neil Newborn: Absolutely not! *increasing fervor* Absolutely not! Absolutely not! *Suddenly calm* Although, I appreciate that you asked.

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To Heisenberg: Hello buttercup! If we had to hang out sometimes….where would you like to go?

Karl Heisenberg: *He uses his powers to throw a blunt object into your head, knocking you out cold, the moment you finish, little do you know that this is because calling him "buttercup" made him blush wildly. But unfortunately, you're not conscious to see it*

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To Heisenberg: Hi!!! I love your glasses, but why do you keep them all the time even in dark places? (Please keep doing that)

Karl Heisenberg: A, *long pause* side effect, of my implantation was, and, well, fuckin' is severe light sensitivity. And if they make *he flickers a mischevious grin* me look, roguishly handsome, why not?

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Happy pride month to Donna and Angie Beneviento and Salvatore Moreau alone and a formal apology to ole’ Moreau for always saying his name the Gaelic way, my bad bud, maybe try having a different name? Anyways happy pride Benevientos and Mórdha

Salvatore Mordha: *Barely able to wave around a flag* Yay! Pride!

Angie Beneviento: Merry gay month! Merry gay month! It's gay month! *Donna tries to get her to be quiet, embarrassed*

Alcina Dimitrescu, to Karl Heisenberg: Is this how it feels not to be the center of attention? Brother least dear?

Karl Heisenberg, back to Alcina Dimitrescu: *Looking up from his hat* I know, weird...

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Phoenix, Fan Fusion, in the event anyone cares, Ask The Four Lords is there!

Hey, my incredible audience, I just wanted to mention that due to summer shenanigans and visiting family I find myself in Phoenix for this year's Fan Fusion and if anyone wants to meet me I will be there in a Heisenberg get-up. I know assuming anyone cares is kind of egotistical, and sorry to interrupt the recently continued flow of deranged Four Lords content, but if anyone does, I'll be there. Going forward, back to Four Lords content. -Blog Auth

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH DIMITRESCU FAMILY!

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Barricaded in her room* I'm hiding from my fellow Lesbians, I fear they'll dogpile and suffocate me this delightful Pride Month. *Shudders*

Bela Dimitrescu: *Waves a Pride Flag* Happy Pride, humans!

Cassandra Dimitrescu: *Waves around a severed arm, the hand limp* Happy Pride, humans! *Little does she know this makes her more attractive to some of you*

Daniela Dimitrescu: *Foaming at the mouth* It's Pride Month, it's Pride Month, it's Pride Month... Eeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!! *Collapses onto the floor in a Gay Panic*

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It’s pride month y’all know what that means?

Alcina Dimitrescu: Do you want us to what?! make gay wine?! Or be gayer? Because that one would be impossible.

Donna Beneviento: Do you want me to what, make gay dolls? What? *Agatha, her newest, very gay in her headcanon doll sits casually in the corner*

Karl Heisenberg: Do you want me to what, make gay Soldaten? What?

Blog Auth: Do you want me to what, make gayer posts? Because I can and will. Happy Pride Month, my awesome audience! -Blog Auth

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I would go drinking with all four of you. You're all memorable in your own ways and your mom (Miranda) doesn't deserve you.

Alcina Dimitrescu: I do not *with disdain* "go drinking"! That is Heisenberg's-beer-stein-back-alley territory! I do drink but it is with class, with style, with taste! I sip fine wines and should you be so lucky as to join me you will not just call me "memorable in my own way" and live.

Donna Beneviento: G-go drinking? *She pictures herself on a barcrawl and starts laughing maniacally*

Salvatore Moreau: Thad sunds like more fun thun unything I've bun doing recuntly.

Karl Heisenberg: Let's do it! I take offense to just "memorable" but if you're buying... *He raises his fist with a grin* Prost!

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For the sweet Lady Beneviento: you are very beautiful and you shouldn't be ashamed of your scar. I promise you that in the Resident Evil universe, we've all seen far worse. You're lovely.

Donna Beneviento: *At first she's very confused and takes it as an excuse to ignore what you said* What's a Resident Evil Universe? *She slowly backs away* You have? Really? *Besides the surprise in her voice what you don't know is that, while it has been said many times, and many people will say it many times more, under the mask, Lady Beneviento is blushing adorably.*

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For Lord Heisenberg: how did you get all those scars, buddy? (They make you look very rugged and handsome!)

Karl Heisenberg: Well, hmph, I'll divvy it up for you into percentages for the shits and the giggles. 45% were from Miranda's "lessons" and "experiments" early after and during implantation. 5% are from a drastic... attempt, that was stopped by Miranda's... oversight. 20% is from experiments getting loose and/or knife, and later hammer, fights with Lycans. And finally 30% is from the experiments themselves. *The part about him looking handsome finally processes and he looks proud of himself* Those are the objectively horrific origins of my *he winks* rugged good looks.

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Dear ladies, men and fish

will you all (gets on knees) PLEASE SEEK THERAPY!!!!?!?!

y'all need it... Bye bye😁

Alcina Dimitrescu: A noblewoman does not seek therapy for they have no mental problems! I have NO, mental, problems! (Obviously wrong but the attitude of her time)

Donna Beneviento: *Genuinely frustrated having thought about this many times* How am I going to get a therapist on a mountain in the middle of Romania?!

Salvatore Moreau: Whud's theruppy?

Karl Heisenberg: I have a better solution: alcoholism, workaholism, and self-loathing for flavor.

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have you all heard of what happened in the bakers home? if you have, what do you think of it? with eveline and the bakers, if those ring any bells! After all, Mother Miranda did create Eveline.

- newspaper anon 🗞️

Alcina Dimitrescu: The Baker Family were inferior experiments to myself and my daughters. *She begins to chuckle* Although far superior to Heisenberg. Eveline on the other hand, Eveline... well, she may have been able to find a home at House Dimitrescu if Mother Miranda has made the right decision for her childhood.

Donna Beneviento: Who is that?

Angie Beneviento: Who the fuck is that?

Salvatore Moreau: *Confused blubbering*

Karl Heisenberg: Yeah, I know, 'course I know, they're on my Conspiracy Board after all. Another aspect of that *remember the inflection* bitch Mirander's Little Shop of Horrors. The Bakers, and that poor girl, Eveline, fucked from the start.

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Swallowing sun asker here , I am on more c0ke than Stephen King could possibly fathom during the 80s

( censoring in case anybody’s sensitive to that sorta stuff )

Alcina Dimitrescu: You know, during my days with the Pallboys I sampled some of the finest cocaine the world has to offer, but I came to the conclusion wine is a far better intoxicant. I trust you will too eventually.

Donna Beneviento: *Holds an Angie screaming about "Cocaina" down desperately*

Karl Heisenberg: I'm down to rail some lines with you if that's what you're offering.

Salvatore Moreau: *He points at you crookedly* Dr-drugs are wrung.

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To the second-to-last anon, why say “females” instead of women?? It’s so weird to refer to a woman as a female. Come on, man.😭

Alcina Dimitrescu: Any word for the lovely form of the woman is proper. Unless it's Modern Slang!

Karl Heisenberg: *He's sitting on a steel beam slowly moving across the factory* Why can't we all just call em' all one thing, it'd make it so much simpler for my raging Aspbergers! Girls are girls, boys are boys, if you're neither, then you're fuckin' neither. It's that damn simple.

Angie Beneviento: *Particularly screechy* Donna doesn't care!

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*in the background, Yin was eating all of Karl Heisenberg's books while all four Lords were busy with whatever they're doing*

Karl Heisenberg: I DON'T HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER! *You keep eating his books*

Alcina Dimitrescu: YES, YOU DO, YOU STUPID MANTHING.... IT COMES WITH YOUR X-BOX!!! *You keep eating his books*

Ethan Winters Cameo: *Tied up in the corner* Can I please get a waffle, can I please get a waffle? *Heisenberg and Lady Dimitrescu keep yelling at each other*

(When Heisenberg gets home he's probably going to kill you lmao but for now, enjoy, whatever this is.

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ALCINAAAAAAAAAH

If you don’t marry me I’ll fck up the plates and vases in your castle. Yes, this is blackmailing. And yes, you can slice me to ribbons

Alcina Dimitrescu: *Before you finish the word "blackmailing", she chops off your head. She picks up your body, and starts drinking from the neck like a fountain while muttering about disrespect.*

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Hello to all the females. How are you all doing? Just wanted to say that I love you all especially Donna and Daniela. ❤️

Donna Beneviento: *Almost gets stabbed by her sewing machine in shock that someone might love her besides her dolls*

Daniela Dimitrescu: I knew it! The little human does love me! *She giggles maniacally* Come on little human, let me enjoy your taste!

(96% chance she's going to drink all your blood, 4% chance she's going to eat you out, something tells me the majority of my audience would risk it.)