#askthegoldler

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What’s this I hear about my newest maid being harrassed?!

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"this time" ??? is there gonna be more????

Mod:

More torment?

Oh yes, I assure you~

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This doesn't make sense

...Why is the house so dusty? Where are my maids? Why is it so dark? why...where...Where did Paint and Ted go?

[the-smallest-star]

//Just a few of my favorite once-lers/greed-lers

//I do have more but these are just off the top of my head

Black and Gold

Paint-ler

Right and Left

Voodoo

Thneed-corp

One-ler

Swag

Gentleman

Pimp-Greed-ler

[sugarskullswhatatreat]

i really liked this dude

I wonder if we'll see him again...

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Oddmod: Thank you

Thanks for riding this emotional roller coaster with Gold all the way through. The story arc was really fun, and I hope you all enjoyed it. Now I have to get some work done, so I won't be updating the blog too often. Don't panic or anything though. I'll be around.

Happy Valentine's Day

Good night <3

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"Paint...I'm sorry..."

Everything that the Lorax said I did...was true. Most of the forest is fake. My environmentally safe methods of the factory was a facade. I did use my curse as a way to boost sales. The animals were driven away...or are being kept out of the way...

It's all true, and I wanted to admit it myself. I'm a greedy liar and I deserved that slap in the face...Everything I did was for nothing but business, and for myself.

However...after I met you, and Right and Left; Ted and Black; Kink, Ghost, Moirin and many others I wanted to changed. I've tried! I really have! Converting everything is just taking a while. I thought that if you never found out, I wouldn't have to say anything...

That wasn't right at all though. I should have been honest with you in the first place, and I'm so sorry...

I'm also sorry for thinking you abandoned me completely. I almost lost faith in you...I was stupid...I should have never let doubt cross my mind. I know you love me as much as I love you, and I won't let anyone make me forget again.

Can you ever forgive me?

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"Kink...Where are you?"

Lorax: So there you are, Gold-ler.

Gold: !!!

Lorax: I was wondering why you weren't in your office. All the paperwork is gone. Did you finish it all?

Gold: . . .

Lorax: Why aren't you answering me?

Gold: . . .

Lorax: STOP GIVE ME THAT LOOK AND SAY SOMETHING!

Gold: . . .

Lorax: ...No, no, wait. I'm sorry for yelling. I came to see you so we could...make another deal. I hear my curse doesn't affect your little Paint friend.

Gold: ! . . .

Lorax: So I think I'm gonna fix that. He hates you anyway, so it would just be a waste. Then you can turn things to gold full time! HA! And if you want, you can go see him, maybe...once...every other month. Or whenever I feel like letting you go. So what do you say? Let's shake on it, huh?

Gold: . . .

Lorax: ...What's the matter?

Gold: The last time you touched me, you turned me into a statue.

Lorax: Well that's in the past. Let's shake on this deal now.

Gold: No.

Lorax: ...C'mon, don't be that way--

Gold: I said no.

Lorax: You're disobeying your boss?!

Gold: Sod off, would'ja?

Lorax: YOU LITTLE RAT! YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID OR I'LL-- Wait...No...PUT THAT CANE DOWN!

[CLANG!]