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Who are the neighbors? (To Dragon and Crocodile)

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Here’s the icon for the ask blog!

All Crocodile wanted was a nice family photo. Alternatively, Luffy, as infants do, had other plans.

Ace isn’t happy to be dressed up.

Dragon isn’t paying much attention at all to what the kids are doing aside from what their youngest was doing.

I’m hoping it turned out well and people enjoy it.

Yes crocodile finally got his much needed haircut.

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I'm going to start some shit here 👀 who is your favorite child?

🐨: We aren’t upset, Luffy’s still too tiny

🎩: Plus he’s our favorite brother, he’s too cute

🔥: Dad also spends a lot of time with him and- Wait he’s what?

🐉: If it means anything I don’t have any favorites, Crocs just protective since Luffy was sick for a while too. That and the fact I’m pretty sure Crocodile is still nesting.

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I spy a baby Luffy with my little eye, and I need to know on a scale of 1-10, how well everyone takes care of him. (Also finally! An ask blog where Luffy is a baby 🥰)

||Alrighty I’m gonna have to answer this one in multiple parts so my apologies in advance 🙏||

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🐊: I’ll start this out with the ones who are the best with him

🐊: Koala is a 9, most often times when I need some help with Luffy she’s very helpful, she enjoys reading to him so I let her have full access to his nursery.

I keep an eye on them but overall I can trust her for short periods of time.

🐊: Dragon is a 7, he has the worst habit imaginable when it comes to when he wants Luffy’s attention, He is also miraculously nowhere to be seen when luffy needs changed. He constantly thinks our son hates him.

🐉: That doesn’t seem very fair

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I noticed that your ring finger still doesn’t have a ring on it. Did Dragon not prepare you a wedding ring?

🐊: At one point I did have a wedding ring, but I had to stop wearing it sometime before Luffy was born or else I’d need to cut it off or lose a finger.

🐊: Though when I went back to put it back on afterwards it was missing, we aren’t completely sure what happened to it, but I have a few guesses…

🐉: He was pretty pissed about it being missing for a while, we plan on another wedding though sometime in the future so he’ll end up getting a new one then.

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🐉: Here’s the picture we’re using right now without the little icon on it

🐊: One family photo can go wrong in seconds

🐉:You can say it went wrong but I’d say it’s pretty accurate

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to crocodile: how are you dealing with 4 kids (5 if you count dragon) and staying some what sane?

🐊: When dragon had initially brought the boys home I’d been sick thanks to my lack of sleep from taking care of Luffy.

Dragon handles the children mostly when he’s not at work. My way of coping was falling back into old habits I’d quit temporarily due to expecting earlier then I’d initially planned to.

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Hey Koala, how’s it hanging given that your the only girl amongst this family you’ve found yourself adopted to?

🐨: It’s going really good! I don’t really notice much that I’m the only girl because I get my own room and the boys play a lot outside

🐨: I also started going to preschool so I really don’t spend a lot of time around Ace and Sabo during the day since they aren’t old enough yet