Ask The Monkeys

Welcome to the Monkey family’s Blog! Feel free to ask anything! 🐊: Within reason, no inappropriate questions about or for my kids 🐉: The neighbors aren’t off limits though || ||This blog takes place in a a/b/o modern au by default, although canon universe questions are also welcome.|| ||Questions will be automatically answered by Crocodile unless specified|| |||

[askthemonkeydads]

Who are the neighbors? (To Dragon and Crocodile)

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[theredcaptain]

I have two comics currently in script as of right now One is another funny comic The other is not One isn’t super long The other is One is from a canon divergent au The other is a new one I haven’t posted about yet here Which is which is up to which you pick but it’s gonna take more time then I thought to get them put out

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Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[askthemonkeydads]

[[ 🖊️ : Hey there everyone who follows here, I’m Red I’m the one who works out the answers and everything. I wanna apologize for being slow on responses already, I am working on a few but I wanted to draw everyone’s attention to a poll I’m doing for the next comic I plan on doing to share with everyone. I know a good bit of you are here due to the comics I’ve already done for our favorite monkey family so I wanted to give everyone who enjoys my stuff an opportunity to help me decide which big project I work on next. I promise I won’t make admin posts a regular occurrence here but I wanted to make sure this got to the right people’s attention ]]

[askthemonkeydads]

I spy a baby Luffy with my little eye, and I need to know on a scale of 1-10, how well everyone takes care of him. (Also finally! An ask blog where Luffy is a baby 🥰)

||Alrighty I’m gonna have to answer this one in multiple parts so my apologies in advance 🙏||

P:1

🐊: I’ll start this out with the ones who are the best with him

🐊: Koala is a 9, most often times when I need some help with Luffy she’s very helpful, she enjoys reading to him so I let her have full access to his nursery.

I keep an eye on them but overall I can trust her for short periods of time.

🐊: Dragon is a 7, he has the worst habit imaginable when it comes to when he wants Luffy’s attention, He is also miraculously nowhere to be seen when luffy needs changed. He constantly thinks our son hates him.

🐉: That doesn’t seem very fair

[askthemonkeydads]

Hey Koala, how’s it hanging given that your the only girl amongst this family you’ve found yourself adopted to?

🐨: It’s going really good! I don’t really notice much that I’m the only girl because I get my own room and the boys play a lot outside

🐨: I also started going to preschool so I really don’t spend a lot of time around Ace and Sabo during the day since they aren’t old enough yet

[askthemonkeydads]

I'm going to start some shit here 👀 who is your favorite child?

🐨: We aren’t upset, Luffy’s still too tiny

🎩: Plus he’s our favorite brother, he’s too cute

🔥: Dad also spends a lot of time with him and- Wait he’s what?

🐉: If it means anything I don’t have any favorites, Crocs just protective since Luffy was sick for a while too. That and the fact I’m pretty sure Crocodile is still nesting.

[askthemonkeydads]

I noticed that your ring finger still doesn’t have a ring on it. Did Dragon not prepare you a wedding ring?

🐊: At one point I did have a wedding ring, but I had to stop wearing it sometime before Luffy was born or else I’d need to cut it off or lose a finger.

🐊: Though when I went back to put it back on afterwards it was missing, we aren’t completely sure what happened to it, but I have a few guesses…

🐉: He was pretty pissed about it being missing for a while, we plan on another wedding though sometime in the future so he’ll end up getting a new one then.

[askthemonkeydads]

to crocodile: how are you dealing with 4 kids (5 if you count dragon) and staying some what sane?

🐊: When dragon had initially brought the boys home I’d been sick thanks to my lack of sleep from taking care of Luffy.

Dragon handles the children mostly when he’s not at work. My way of coping was falling back into old habits I’d quit temporarily due to expecting earlier then I’d initially planned to.

[askthemonkeydads]

|| To clarify who’s who in text conversations if they need explained||

They’re obvious but just in case:

🐉: Dragon

🐊: Crocodile

🐨: Koala

🔥: Ace

🎩: Sabo

🍼: Luffy

||I have no clue what I’ll be using if Garp is ever used in replies but I’m open to suggestions||

[askthemonkeydads]

🐉: Here’s the picture we’re using right now without the little icon on it

🐊: One family photo can go wrong in seconds

🐉:You can say it went wrong but I’d say it’s pretty accurate