#askthenightmonster

[mariatheintern]

"ssssssso... I might have... hssssss... eaten sssomeone you know... sssorry?" (speechless in one sentence, courtesy of the night monster)

Maria blinked at where she though she heard Charlie’s voice come from, before sighing loudly, getting up from the kitchen table and going back to her room. 

She could not deal with Charlie shenanigans this early in the morning. 

[mariatheintern]

♪ (askthenightmonster)

Maria had mixed feelings on the fact that Charlie, in hat form, was sound asleep in her lap. She mostly thought it was cute, but also a little strange.

But a slightly snoring hat in her lap… a little weird, but really kind of adorable.

[mariatheintern]

News of a creature has reached Night Vale, a monster with blank white eyes. It's said to stalk the scrublands in the dead of night. Nobody's seen it, at least nobody real; one of the Erikas admitted to seeing a white eyed monster made of shadow playing poker with a trio of jackalopes last night. (askthenightmonster)

Maria had to admit, this was kind of an interesting thing to go researching for a story. Though it was hopefully not one that would get her brutally killed. She was supposed to be look for a white eyed shadow thing, potentially playing poker, and then if she found it, she was to interview it.

It seemed pretty simple in theory, but Night Vale was never one to be simple or kind to it’s Radio Station Interns. 

[allsnotwellwithmaxwelll]

hsssssssssss...

It's been a while. How are you, my dear?

[professorhiggsbury-blog]

The strange woman draped in shawls and veils stood at the blackboard, scribbling odd notation and strange symbols all over the carefully constructed diagrams that had been prepared for today's lesson. She made a whistling hiss as she 'worked', crossing out numbers and altering lines.

"What in the world are you doing?" Wilson called out, suddenly frustrated at seeing all the hard work he had done that morning becoming a scribbly mess. He stomped up to the desk and tossed his things down as he watched her continue to write over his lecture material.

[winona-the-lovesick-blog]

Charlie, if you send those nurse hounds after me one more time...

[oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilson-blog]

grue Charlie... and Clopsssy...

Name: JrGender: female maybeGeneral Appearance: a creature of unimaginable terror and adorablenessPersonality: aloof, philosophical, calm, insensitive Special Talents: grue powers!Who they like better: CharlieWho they take after more: CharliePersonal Head canon: is a cutie but you never see her in the shadows. it is suspected that gazing upon her visage would cause people to faint from adorableness.

[big-bad-wilson]

[[Alright I need to get some more work done and then sleep (hopefully)

Thank you all so much, those who encouraged me when I posted that dumb venting thing, it actually did help me out a lot.]]