#askthepaperman

[askthepaperman]

Paper man, what's your name?

PM: I don’t actually have a name. The Paper Man or Paper Man will do. Also I can’t read.

I have a friend who helps me read all your messages!

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@tess-the-wizbard

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Paper man which dimension did you originate from

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@blokestotheleft

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What "assignment" are you talking about? Seems like you're have some trouble

Or what once was my friend.

[askthepaperman]

Hello Paper Man! Mind if I ask, what's your favourite parallel universe(s) so far?

This particular assignment has got me in a bit of a stir.

Though Pen managed to fish this out for me, to answer your question:

The Paper Man

askthepaperman: “There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down!

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There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down! But it was certainly something else.

As for strangest...well these two rocks appeared in my mail bag and I had to climb this mountain to deliver it. The guy on top said he also was a deliverer, but he wasn’t wearing any paper man uniform. At least not one I’ve seen. He also called me an angel or something- maybe he was hitting on me? Who knows.

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@blokestotheleft

@socksual-innuendos

(Milky Way And Bolivia credited to Xiaohua Zhao)

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Follow up question, what if reader friend is unavailable or in the wrong dimension

??: NO.

PM: C’mon! They’re friendly.

??: That’s what you said about dimension 264

PM: They’re just curious. Not every day they meet someone like you.

??: Papes- you’re KILLING ME...fine.

Pen: Yeah so my name is Pen. I read all your questions for The Paper Man. That’s...that’s it.

PM: They’re also an amazing writer!

Pen: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!!

I’ve known Pen for quite some time now. They come from a dimension made up of a strictly snail society. Snociety if you will. They were a librarian and got furious with me for asking them to help find me a book on how to read. They insisted they come along on the journey and teach me, but there hasn’t been much down time for it. We’re rarely ever apart, though Pen likes to keep to themselves most of the time.

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@blokestotheleft

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Hi Paper Man! If you can’t read, do you enjoy music as entertainment? And if so, what’s your favorite song?

PM: WHAT??

Sorry I couldn’t hear you. Generally if I find a good song I put it on repeat for at least three months, don’t have a particular favorite though the one I’m listening to right now has been playing for near a year now.

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@bennyisconfused

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Be you friend or foe?

PM: Depends who you ask.

I’ve been to a lot of places...A LOT of them. You meet a lot of people on the job. And a fair amount of them don’t really understand the concept of ‘don’t shoot the messenger’.

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@archerbird