The Paper Man

A story about a lonely mailman who travels through time and dimension to deliver your letters. Ask box is open!

[askthepaperman]

What "assignment" are you talking about? Seems like you're have some trouble

Or what once was my friend.

[askthepaperman]

Hello Paper Man! Mind if I ask, what's your favourite parallel universe(s) so far?

This particular assignment has got me in a bit of a stir.

Though Pen managed to fish this out for me, to answer your question:

The Paper Man

askthepaperman: “There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down!

[askthepaperman]

What are you up to P man?

[sir-renaissance]

Okay but just think about it...Good Omens/Kiki’s Delivery Service AU

[sir-renaissance]

Alright listen I had to

[sir-renaissance]

Listen...it’s called progress

This took me about 4 hours to complete and I’m honestly really proud of my progress! Art has always been a struggle for me and I think I’m finally getting to a place where I’m satisfied with it. Of course with more to learn!

This is Shoshana Augustine, a cyborg/cleric in the beauty domain. The campaign she’s in is a bioshock-esq, drowned city type of deal and it’s honestly killer.

[sir-renaissance]

Finally learned how to blend colors!

I’m really proud of these

[rpmememaker]

Try and kiss my muse under the mistletoe and see how they react!

[sir-renaissance]

Pearl! Is! Pissed!

AKA feel free to use these pissed off Pearl icons I made for practice this morning

[askthepaperman]

GOMENS WIP

That’s it. That’s them.

(Just thought I’d post my other projects on here as well)

[askthepaperman]

Follow up question, what if reader friend is unavailable or in the wrong dimension

??: NO.

PM: C’mon! They’re friendly.

??: That’s what you said about dimension 264

PM: They’re just curious. Not every day they meet someone like you.

??: Papes- you’re KILLING ME...fine.

Pen: Yeah so my name is Pen. I read all your questions for The Paper Man. That’s...that’s it.

PM: They’re also an amazing writer!

Pen: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!!

I’ve known Pen for quite some time now. They come from a dimension made up of a strictly snail society. Snociety if you will. They were a librarian and got furious with me for asking them to help find me a book on how to read. They insisted they come along on the journey and teach me, but there hasn’t been much down time for it. We’re rarely ever apart, though Pen likes to keep to themselves most of the time.

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@blokestotheleft

[askthepaperman]

There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down! But it was certainly something else.

As for strangest...well these two rocks appeared in my mail bag and I had to climb this mountain to deliver it. The guy on top said he also was a deliverer, but he wasn’t wearing any paper man uniform. At least not one I’ve seen. He also called me an angel or something- maybe he was hitting on me? Who knows.

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@blokestotheleft

@socksual-innuendos

(Milky Way And Bolivia credited to Xiaohua Zhao)

[askthepaperman]

(WIP)

[askthepaperman]

There was an entire dimension where the ground reflected the sky. Sometimes you forgot which way was up and which was down! But it was certainly something else.

As for strangest...well these two rocks appeared in my mail bag and I had to climb this mountain to deliver it. The guy on top said he also was a deliverer, but he wasn’t wearing any paper man uniform. At least not one I’ve seen. He also called me an angel or something- maybe he was hitting on me? Who knows.

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@blokestotheleft

@socksual-innuendos

(Milky Way And Bolivia credited to Xiaohua Zhao)

[askthepaperman]

Follow up question, what if reader friend is unavailable or in the wrong dimension

??: NO.

PM: C’mon! They’re friendly.

??: That’s what you said about dimension 264

PM: They’re just curious. Not every day they meet someone like you.

??: Papes- you’re KILLING ME...fine.

Pen: Yeah so my name is Pen. I read all your questions for The Paper Man. That’s...that’s it.

PM: They’re also an amazing writer!

Pen: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!!

I’ve known Pen for quite some time now. They come from a dimension made up of a strictly snail society. Snociety if you will. They were a librarian and got furious with me for asking them to help find me a book on how to read. They insisted they come along on the journey and teach me, but there hasn’t been much down time for it. We’re rarely ever apart, though Pen likes to keep to themselves most of the time.

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@blokestotheleft

[askthepaperman]

Paper man which dimension did you originate from

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@blokestotheleft

[askthepaperman]

Hi Paper Man! If you can’t read, do you enjoy music as entertainment? And if so, what’s your favorite song?

PM: WHAT??

Sorry I couldn’t hear you. Generally if I find a good song I put it on repeat for at least three months, don’t have a particular favorite though the one I’m listening to right now has been playing for near a year now.

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@bennyisconfused

[askthepaperman]

Me waiting for my mom to get off the phone to tell her I just shit my pants

@bennyisconfused