#asktherandomagent

[asktherandomagent-blog]

Night (OOC)

It's past ten-thirty here, so I'm gonna finish my episode of Criminal Minds and head to bed. I know it said I'm going on hiatus (see - Professor X on the AAA main blog), but my flight doesn't leave until seven, I believe. Please please please, give me something to do tomorrow while I wait. You can ask me questions on here, or on my Professor X blog. I don't care which.

On a happier note, I will steal my friends' phones (dem dat has internetz) and try and answer your asks some time. It may be for only an hour, but whatever. I'll still be on. :)

Love for all of you that haven't given up on me yet!

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

asktherandomagent replied to your post: asktherandomagent replied to your post: Well,...

*raises eyebrow* What happened to being good and not coming around the base anymore? Besides, you can’t kill them. We need them to fight off things like the Chitauri. Unless you’d like to do that. By yourself. With no help. At all. ~Agent Darckhart

okay so I won't kill them. I think they have enough of their own problem at the moment.

and hey, I would totally take on those chitauri fuckers. I single handedly took down a whole bunch of skrulls, didn't I? don't underestimate the power of the wade-man I mean deadpool...

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

Well, fine. If you're going to be that way, I guess I won't tell you what happened to your secret stash of tacos. *shrugs* Oh, well. ~Agent Darckhart

what?? you touched my tacos?? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?

I promise I'll be good. I'll even stop trying to sneak onto the base.

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

Just curious, Deadpool, but you seem to be bothering Director Fury a lot recently. In fact, your behavior is almost exactly like an elementary school boy towards the girl he likes. Do you *ahem* have a 'crush' on Director Fury? ~Agent Darckhart

darn it. my cover's blown. yes, I have a huge ass homo-crush on captain pain-in-the-ass fury. what can I say? having one eye turns me on.

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

*whistles innocently* Told you you'd never get in... ~ Agent Darckhart

oh fuck it, no movie role or cookie (no matter how delicious) is worth this. you S.H.I.E.L.D guys are worse than skrulls. and dumber too.

deadpool out.

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

Cookie? Movie? Oh, wait, not supposed to be encouraging you. Whups... ~Agent Zora Darckhart

hey, I just killed like 40 people I think I'm doi... oh shit is that a bazooka?

[askdeadpoolthemerc-blog]

You should just give up. Mr. Stark helped design the security system. You will probably never get in. ~Agent Zora Darckhart

huh, so that's why there's been fucking repulsers firing at me for the past 5 minutes. why am I doing this again? am I even getting paid?

[askdarcybamflewis-blog]

... Crap. Have you seen Loki then? ~ The Random Agent, A.K.A. Agent Zora Darckhart

Apparently we're engaged...but we don't talk about that here. As you were, Random Agent.