Hey, boys! I need to ask, what's your opinion on Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown?
Osomatsu: Look. I don’t care who you are or what you’re into. You gotta respect a guy who sets his head on fire.
Karamatsu: Indeed, the theatricality of it all! I suggested emulating his performance, but alas -
Choromatsu: No pyrotechnics. Ever. There’s just. Too much liability! The song’s got a good hook, but does he need to do all that fire stuff?
Ichimatsu: … I like it.
Jyushimatsu: Pyrotechnics!!! Pyrotechnics!!!
Choromatsu: I said no.
Todomatsu: I’m saying no, too! I’m not going anywhere near that. As for the song itself … well, it scared me half to death the first time it came on the radio. So it’s a no from me.
[ Mod note: If you’ve never heard of this song, you might be surprised to know it only stayed off of #1 on the charts because of a little song called “Hey Jude”. ]












