#askthewives

[zira-and-crow]

shitty little doodle but i think its kinda cute🤷‍♀️

if anyone sees this can you please please please ask some questions i swear the drawings WILL get better this was just a doodle😊

[askthesixwives]

if you’re still doing the ratings thing, how do any of the wives feel about Jane Seymour? Is she even a part of this?

Catherine of Aragon: She is in a way the heiress of Anne’s husband-stealing tradition, but agreeable to talk to and pretty enough to attract Henry’s wandering eye. She seems less enticing than her predecessor, however, and I can only suppose it is so because a man that tastes an exotic dish of not prepared to it’s spices will undoubtedly resort to plain bread afterwards.

Anne Boleyn: I don’t talk about the wench.

Anne of Cleves: I wouldn’t know much about her, since she doesn’t join our group reunions to talk about our lives and how we have been after the marriage very often. She doesn’t like when Anne starts ranting about how much of a dick he is, and sometimes Anne will also rant about how much of a bitch Jane is, so perhaps that adds to it as well. A drunk Anne can have quite the sharp tongue. She seems like a nice girl, though a bit dull and very much convinced she’s the most righteous woman in the world.

Katherine Howard: Cousin Anne and her are mortal enemies in a way, even though they never talk a word about the other unless encouraged to do so (what you did, lovely Anon, but not quite enough to get her to rant). Jane seems like, with all honesty, an arrogant woman and though many people have called me foolish and empty headed, I think that applies more to her than me if she thought she could keep Henry entertained for long, being the way she is.

Katherine Parr: Having being the last of the group to join, I don’t know anyone that well just yet. Kitty is the one I know best in fact, but Jane doesn’t seem so bad. A typical court woman in her actions and thoughts, with manners of a simpler station who think a little more of herself than one should.

[askthesixwives]

Anne B do you think Brandon is hot?

Anne Boleyn: “Well, I suppose that if you analysed him by his appearance only he might be attractive… but his everything else kinda of repulses me. Sorry not sorry.” Sips her tea.

[askthesixwives]

If you’re still doing the rating thing, how would Kitty rate AoC?

Would I kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Would I date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no! 

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

                                                  ***

Kitty: “… Listen, I am very passionate about my best friends, okay?“

[askthesixwives]

👣{CoA - Wives' Club AU}

In a plane back to Spain with only a handbag to her.

                                                               Whatever happened to her?

[askthesixwives]

Hi, how would (Wives' Club AU) CoA rate Anne Boleyn?

Anne: “Be kind to me, will you, Cat?”

Catherine, pushing the woman away: “Out, Anne, this is ask is mine.”

                                         ***

Would i kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. |No. | Heck no!

Would i date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No. | Heck no!

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Heck yeah! | Yes. | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

[askthesixwives]

Hi, I think it'll only be fair if Anne now gets a chance to rate CoA.

Anne: RE V  E  N G E ! You will see, my dear cat that I’m a way more dedicated friend.

                                                 ***

Would i kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh… | No. | Heck no!

Would i date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No. | Heck no!

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what I could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Heck yeah! | Yes. | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

[askthesixwives]

Kitty would 100% cut a bitch for AoC I adore her. How does Cleves feel about Kitty?

Anne, leaning over the computer: “A game with five questions? And this ridiculous broad of answers?” Looks over her shoulder to Kitty. “Do you really think this will remotely measure my feelings about anything? ONe of the answer options is ‘Heck yeah’. I would never say that in my life!’”

Kitty, tugging at her shirt with puppy dog eyes: “Oh, please, Anne!”

Anne Boleyn, from the other room: “Just take the fucking test, Cleves, you can argue about the futile aspect of it afterwards!”

Cleves, scoffs, mumbling under her breath a very moody: “Very well.”

                                                       ***

Would I kiss them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!

Would I date them?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no! 

Are they important to me?

The most important! | Very important! | They’re my friend. | They’re my acquaintance. | I know them. | I don’t know them. | I hate them.

How far would i go for them?

I’d die for them! | I’d take a bullet for them! | I’d do what i could. | I’d make an effort. | I’d try. | I wouldn’t go to the corner store for them. | I wouldn’t get off my couch for them.

Would i help them in their time of need?

Heck yeah! | Yes! | Sure. | Depends. | Eh.. | No! | Heck no!