#askthisfishprince

[askthisfishprince]

yeah i’m awware of its existence. it doesn’t compare to the real deal obvviously…but it’ll suffice for an endearin little copy of my presence.

[askthisfishprince]

Just ask your fuckin questions wwhile I crack my vvertebrae back into place…

[askthisfishprince]

it's different wwhen i do it…i havve enough funds to do it accurately.

[askthisfishprince]

the techniques of flirtatious pursuits havve clearly become a lost art. laying it on so thick i can feel the embarrassin infatuation through the screen.

[askthisfishprince]

i shouldn’t be givvin you lot the secrets to my success anywways. this isn’t “eridans charity blog”…i should be chargin for evvery crumb of advvice i feed you.

[askthisfishprince]

be grateful that i take the time outta my schedule to evven answwer senseless questions like these.

[askthisfishprince]

the shape of my spectacles is deliberate in its excellency. they function sufficiently for their style as wwell as their practicality…besides i look rather shitty in anythin else.

[askthisfishprince]

The wways in wwhich I livve my personal life is nobody’s business frankly….