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The thing hardest to steal was screen time in season 3

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Purple, Grey and White~

10 facts about my room

1. It is usually tidy. One should think because a Gentleman like me has a thing for a clean room but no, it is actually mainly because I am too lazy cleaning up a whole lot of mess later ~ So I take care of everything immediately. 

2. I have a little collection of exclusive whiskey brand bottles on a little shelf. 

3. People complain my room is always too cold

4. In one corner I tend to keep my old guitar from my wild phases. I haven’t touched it in years. 

5. My desk is standing a little in the middle of the room so I can sit with my back to the window. I get - distracted quite easily ~ 

6. Yes, I have my own clothes hanger.

7. Yes, I barely use it. 

8. Neo is the most colorful thing in my room ~ 

9. I tried it with plants, but I am definitely not made to be a gardener.

10. I have my carpet only so I have a legit reason to complain when my dear coworkers don’t take their shoes off. 

2 facts about my favorite things

1. My favorite thing makes me smell bad and die sooner

2. I should be ashamed of my favorite thing

3 facts about my personality 

1. I can be quite moody. But seriously, calling my behavior ‘PMS’ is a little too much. 

2. When you are nice to me, I am nice to you ~ 

3. I am not exactly very patient

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Because every Queen needs her Corgi and every villain needs their Number Two, right? ~ 

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Blog Expansion

So I was thinking about something. Thanks to me being a lazy but also busy shit, I have huge breaks between my posts. But thanks to the rp-blogs I follow, I have those ‘send me a symbol’ things and similar stuff on my dash quite often. I will start working with those things as well now, see where it gets me ~ And hopefully liven up the blog a little.  So feel free to send in questions, symbols, whatever there is I reblog for you to work with ~ 

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[Did I totally use this question to put on my Neptune Cosplay as Roman?  Yes.  Was the second Gif really necessary?  No Do I regret it?  Not at all.] 

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And this time Robocop sadly closed the door. 

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Excellent question, alter ego. Well, I tried to recreate those wonderful pictures~~ All the memories ~ 

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How to make your own Roman

I received an ask about what makes me the way I am, written down in form of a wonderful recipe~ Anon, you probably read my instructions on Mercury so here is the version for the ones with a more - exquisite taste.  You may take a bowler, good quality and definitely a bowler. Not a fedora, tumblr has it's problems with headwear. You place it upside down and you will use it as your bowl. Then you need: 6 tsp 'sassiness' Finest Whiskey (4 shots) 1 hackled Gentleman (UK Import) A pinch of nicknames , finest selection only 50g 'Well-placed hip movement' 1x Mafia boss Important: No use of animal products. Preheat the oven until it is as hot as Gray Haddocks voice acting. 1. For the base, mix the Gentleman with the Whiskey  until you recieve a really smooth dought. 2. Mix in the Nicknames carefully. If the taste gets too primary, it easily tastes like 'insult'. Keeping the fine line is important for a perfect result. You then pour the dough into the bowler. 3. Now for the cream. Crack the mafia boss. Keep only the charme, cigars and over-stressed behavior, put the accent and the pasta aside. 4. Add the sassiness and season with hip movement as much as you like. Add the cream to the dough. Put your Roman into the oven. 5. Take your Roman out of the oven. Then you give him fancy nicknames, hold back information and throw a banana peel at him. If you do that the right way, your Roman will now be completely and totally done. Your Roman will taste best with a white icing fresh from the cleaners. Note: Don't let your cat get close at any cost, it will probably attack your Roman. Enjoy ~~