Mormor, lawyer AU. Also, Johnlock lawyer AU, if you want. I don't know; I think law is really interesting.
"Can you guess why you need me as your lawyer," Moriarty asks Moran, not pausing to wait for his answer. "Because everyone else is an idiot, and you're much too self-blaming to ever get out of here."
"Well, based on your fee you'll own me long after I'm let off the hook, and I can't say that I'd really be much better off outside of jail answering to you than in."
"Sherlock, you're supposed to be defending him, not tearing down his defense!"
"John, the man is clearly guilty, a blatant liar and a fraud, on top of being a belligerent imbecile, so I rather think I'll take my chance to put him behind bars than deal with his pitiful arm twisting."
"Have you ever considered switching careers?"