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Here’s a picture of it in my neighborhood , one of my friends said it looked like a person lmao -Op1

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When it be in the 20s in Texas rn

Cold weather gang just makin him suffer lmao

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The only gods the Midwest answers to are the corn gods

I support this

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Is there a German state that’d be the one to know enough about rocket to be kidnapped to work on the whole *slaps hood of moon* “this bad boy can fit so much flag” thing if you know what I mean (I’ve been just imagining the cast of states involved in the Apollo space program from NASA facility locations; Michigan, Cali and Texas on the electrical/mechanic/robotics work, Massachusetts, Alabama and Virginia on research, flight logistics and probably horrific quantities of math and physics, Florida and Mississippi there to test things out (Mississippi: “Imagine if this explodes” Texas, very tired, very stressed: “if it does I will cry”)- of these only like Virginia and Cali have long-time experience in aerospace flight stuff from NACA operations, everyone else was brought in after 1960, when else do you see this colorful crew being forced to work together, and they’re all working on a deadline that they couldn’t push back if they wanted to because space and USSR threats said so, it’s a grand time)

“Surprisingly, it'd be saxony/Markus, due to the DDR and BRD being at kinda "space war" due to ***insert last part of the & song from tally hall***. Saxony maybe would be the first one to fully be interested in it, due to the first German astronaut coming from there!

It's never fully stated which states are more interested in space, but there are several universities who are interested in space, but imma just list the ones who are more than once on there:

-Westphalia

-Munich(Looks like we got a space couple)

-and at last bremen. Saxony was the only one to have have yeeted a German into space, but the others are interested in studying more seemingly” - OP2

Op1: also I freakin love this idea I’m gonna try to get part 2 of this out ASAP

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There is 1 (one) god and it is the Chicago Bean. It is a psychic force of joy, a purely benevolent structure. It’s shape and reflective coating are precisely forged to spread happiness to even the furthest corners of the city. Bean shall deliver us from despair. (If the mighty Bean is threatened the people of Chicago would take up arms in its defense without hesitation and I think that is so cool of us)

To be able to witness such a beautiful sight is a miracle in itself

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How do the states celebrate this spooky time of year and what are they dressing up as?

Social distancing and a LOT of hand sanitizer.

(Personally I have like 50 different fall themed candles rn)

Im kinda stressed out ATM so I barely finished this sketch but here’s who some of them are dressing as!

Texas - taking a break from his leatherface costume and being Goatman this year

West Virginia- they always want to be mothman for some reason. Well at least their gonna wear a mask. Hopefully-

Georgia - I- ... don’t watch a lot of anime but I know enough about (donganrompa??) that she’d dress up as- I think- her name was Junko?

Illinois - mans bein the CandyMan (like the movie) this year.

Nevada - totally not just wearing an old fursuit he has to scare little kids and make other people uncomfortable on purpose

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Just a quick comic since no asks

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Local mothman says trans rights!