#askvamport

[ask-sweater-vamp]

"Hello, young man. It's a pleasure to meet you." (askvamport)

*mattie.exe has stopped functioning* 

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[ask-sweater-vamp]

Callout Post For My Own Muse

Matthew Williams is a complete flower-head and here is my evidence: 

- Hasn’t realized Loreto is a vampire 

- Hasn’t realized Vlad is a vampire 

- Wrote off an unusually large wolf digging through his trash as just another normal, friendly neighborhood dog until it transformed in front of him 

- Was easily convinced to ignore flight response by being asked to remember someone he didn’t even know 

- Didn’t sense that Borisov was a vampire until he physically turned around and saw that he was actually purple 

- Absolutely has heightened senses and knowledge/experience to inform him of what to look for at any given moment and absolutely has straight up ignored it or been too distracted to make the connections 

- Except Joao for some reason! So far, he has noticed 1 out of 4 vampires without someone practically needing to spell it out for him! 

- But he did notice 1 out of 2 wolves, so I guess that’s a little better. 

 - And then there’s Eli, but...he’s Eli.