*you receive a package* *it contains a box of chocolates, a small bag of dog treats, a single iris flower, and a note* *the note reads: "welcome to being a tumblr ask blog! i hope you enjoy your time here!! -signed, iris anon"*
Dearest Iris Anon,
Accept my sincere thanks for the lovely welcome, as well as for the assortment of gifts. Never have I ever received such a heartfelt parcel before, and I shall keep this as a fond memory to look back on for the rest of my time here. The fresh iris you have gifted me is such a beauty. Rest assured, I shall take good care of it. I would love to continue this pleasant exchange, and it is with great enthusiasm that I await your next reply. Until then, I hope you have been keeping well.
Yours Sincerely,
Victor Grantz