#aspermoth

[soysaucevictim]

In regards to drawing Atma Weapon:

aspermoth: D'aw, lookit the cute toesies on the murderbeast :D ArtFreak17: *snorts* aspermoth: ADORABLE

*Sheds a single tear.*

[falconwhitaker]

First post in the new Tumblr, woo!

Hey everybody, this is the artist formerly known as Aspermoth! I am now going by my more commonly used Internet name, Falcon Whitaker, and this is now my primary account. If you've received asks from somebody called aspermoth before, that was me. I'm Falcon Whitaker now. I'll reblog "Aspermoth = Falcon Whitaker" a few times to keep everybody in the loop. Hopefully this will make things simpler. Hopefully.

[soysaucevictim]

Okay... so Louise done went tagged me for a questions meme.

Rule 1: the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 10 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to your post. (Uhhh, I don't think I know who to tag?? ? Uh. *Pokes a few peeps' tags anyhow, totes your prerogative.*)

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

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1. if you could be a were-anything what animal would you turn into?

That. Is a very good question. Maybe something with terrifying teeth and claws. But exactly what... hmmmz. Kinda defaulted tah your standard werewolf but. I can't help but think there's a cooler critter somewhere in my grey mater that I'd elect fer the possibility.

2. what’s your favorite drink?

Coffee milk, hands down. Or iced coffee. Dr. Pepper, but that quite a bit less so.

3. what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?

I. Don't. Know. Uh. Maybe that tuna pasta thing I make on occasion, if only because "wtf is the ethnicity of this food even?? ?" I hAVE made a shitty kitchen experiment with dog food. Once. (It was for the dog, naturally said dog was "fuck is this shit?? ?")

4. if you were going to get a tattoo what would it be and where?

Ah-haaa. I've been entertaining wanting a Zombie!Spiderman (from the Marvel Zombies comic books) on my shoulder. *Presses fingers together.*

5. if you suddenly sprouted wings, what would they look like?

Tough question. I guess I'm partial to the feathery sort. Not terribly sure about coloration here. But eye-gouing colors would be fan-fucking-tastic.

6. you’re a medieval warrior. would you rather use a sword or a bow and arrows in battle?

I'd lean toward the long-range combat focus. But both arts are freaking awesome. :U

7. if you could be a professional athlete, what sport would you play?

III don't very much like sports. But it might be interesting to do one of those marathon walks or something. Once I've. Gotten fit enough to eVEN DO THAT.

8. if you were the main character of an anime, what color would your hair be?

I like green. Maybe hunter green? Otherwise brown. Pffft.

9. where do you want to be right now?

Ah-hahahahaaa. School. Or to get a chance to meet some-of my friends here on tumblr. Somehow. Pesky fuckin' logistics. >_<

10. are you superstitious?

Mmmm, nope. Not at all.

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Okay here's my ten questions, I suppose:

Describe your favorite meal.

What's [one of] your favorite genres of storytelling?

Have you ever played an instrument?

Familiar with TV Tropes? Name a few favorites, if so~

Favorite fast food place.

Favorite Subway [or equivalent] sandwich fixings.

Name something you really want to try (like a food or drink or sport or whatevs) that you can't, as of yet, do so with?

If you enjoy gaming, what kind do you like best?

What. Is your favorite color.

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[adachimerica]

aspermoth replied to your post: i really want paneras right now like none other...

I misread “paneras” as “pancreas” and became momentarily worried.

who do u think i am here

why dont i have any swone reacrtion gifs damnit im too lazy to look for them itsl ike fucking no o'clock am

[soysaucevictim]

Okay. Getting my ass in bed. I'm happy I fINALLY finished that dadgum drawing and it's out of my hair.

I've also been seriously entertaining digging up all that drawing's narrative notes and draft bits and rewriting/adding to it in near future. So I can feel more passionate/confident about that sort of thing; I do hope I can get somewhere with it again. (Thank you Falcon and Miss Chris in particular down this front. Seriously.)

Hope to address other To Dos next waking period. Just gotta see what I'm down to do even.

You lot be loed and I hope you've a fair time of it.

[soysaucevictim]

Hhhh- I hope it aint a false alarm or anything. But I think something auspicious is happening in the ways of original projects.

Thanks, Falcon. Just felt like mentioning the feeling here~

[soysaucevictim]

why is it called puppy chow i am confuse

I guess because it vaguely looks like dog food?

The name “puppy chow” is based on look and consistency of this snack, which resembles the Dog Chow brand of dog food in its appearance (but not in taste) [1]. [via wikipedia]

Yeah, I guess so. It’s so delicious. Oh my gawd.

[tmistories]

Oh my gawd. Professional vaginas. I'm picturing vaginas in little suits and ties handing out business cards.

tHAts IT IM doNE SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK