Dec 4, 2014
"You're not gonna get all hysterical on me, are you?"
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"You're not gonna get all hysterical on me, are you?"
"I come in peace! But go ahead; conduct a search if it'll make you feel better."
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”Evelyn—” She couldn’t help but snort. Oh god, this woman was drunk. “You’re right, it’s witchcraft. Pure witchcraft.”
Her phone sat on the floor beside her, face up with the speakerphone feature on. At least she could manage that much.
❝You shoul' come over. I wen' shoppin' on ma way home. Got some finger paints an' pos'er board. Fuck respons'bilty for one night.❞
Don't I know you?
[text] Got to NY an hour ago. I finished up working out some paperwork for my townhouse. [text] Need me to pick you up?
[text] Yes please my lady.
[text] Hey babe. I got some good news. [text] I'm coming to New York for the weekend.
[text] Is it dirty pictures?
[text] Oh even better! Naked in person!
[text] Hey, Chipotle. This better be the right number. [text] I went there for lunch today, but it wasn't the same. Still in NYC?
[text] The number's changed again but I have text forwarding set up so I still got your message. Add this number now.
[text] I'm a little mobile these days. Leaving Virginia as we speak. Should be in D.C. within the hour. Aiming for Baltimore.
[text] What about you? Still in Manhattan?
⊕ [ l a u g h s ] [runsaway]
Send ⊕ for a pro/con list about our muses sleeping together.
PROS► We are two gorgeous human beings who would be doing a civil service by sharing our bodies with one another► Given that we know a lot of the same people, we could make others really uncomfortable by recounting things in detail, chuckling menacingly as we bother our friends► We could get Chipotle after
CONS► I’d want to get to know you a little bit more before we woohoo► I’ve never actually slept with a woman before — oops, experience issues► Late night texts between us will never be the same