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"I'll get the bandages."

@mcckingbiird

“ And BEER! Bring BEER! ”

( Yeah... she WASN’T going to bring beer. He was going to die SOBER, and BORED. )

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"Please don't fuss over me."

@xaedificare

“ Wasn’t PLANNING on it. Tell me, does it hurt if I do THIS? “

( That was the moment when Lance Hunter, very much ALIVE S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent, jabbed her with his elbow. Well, universe, it was NICE KNOWING YOU. )

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"Let me help."

@brightestbiochemist

“ -------------------- FINE. But I’m telling you, love, it’s just a SCRATCH... “

( Yeah. That was why there were currently TWO OF HER floating around. )

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BOBBI

“ Well, who else is gonna do my laundry ?? You’re the only one who can ever manage to get the bloodstains out of my suit. “

“ I’m gonna RUE THE DAY you learn to fight WITHOUT getting yourself bloody, aren’t I? “

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BOBBI

“ or maybe it’s just because i didn’t want to have to carry you out of there if you wound up UNCONSCIOUS, and i just wanted to leave because my top was getting itchy. “

“ Nah, you came to RESCUE ME. You care. You care about the TALLY, but you CARE. “

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BOBBI

“ just call me YOUR HIGHNESS ——— and i didn’t actually use that remote on you. “

“ Bloody hell ---------------- that’s TRUE. Hold on a second -------------------- that could be a sign of COMPASSION. You’re FEELING SOMETHING! God bless this BEAUTIFUL MIRACLE. You’re CURED! “

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BOBBI

“ i mean, I’D LOVE TO, but you’ll have to explain what the phenomenon of FEELING is first ?? “

“ Right, I forgot. You’re a TOTAL ICE QUEEN ------------ who practically JUMPED at the chance to use that remote. “

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that cheesy ass

fuckin’ GRIN

#the raving lunatic speaks ( ooc )#perfect casting choice #if i do say so myself #well done self

BOBBI

“ Me ?? LOVE IT ?? I have no idea what you’re talking about. That DEFINITELY doesn’t sound like me. “

“ You wanna TRY THAT AGAIN? Maybe with FEELING, this time? “

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memesfrommenace

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memesfrommenace:

“Are you okay?”

“Let me lift that for you.”

“Do you want me to rub your shoulders?”

“How about a foot rub?”

“I’ll run you a bath.”

“Don’t get up. I’ll get that.”

“Do you want me to make breakfast?”

“Dinner is my treat.”

“Let me help.”

“I’ll get the bandages.”

“Don’t move while I wrap it.”

“I will do it. You rest.”

“Do you want coffee or tea?”

“It is okay. I’ll feed you.”

“Take this. It will make you feel better.”

“Do you need medicine?”

“I’ll call the doctor.”

“Lean on me.”

“It will heal. All wounds do.”

“I’m here for you.”

“Thank you for this.”

“Could you get that for me?”

“I’m exhausted. Would you make dinner?”

“My back is aching. Will you rub it?”

“I can walk, really.”

“It does not hurt that bad. Don’t worry.”

“I’ll be fine.”

“I feel much better.”

“I can get up.”

“Please, don’t fuss over me.”

#( meme )

BOBBI

“ ————— does that mean you ACTUALLY kept the fetish gear ?? or will i wind up having to go and rescue you from a weird torture sex dungeon again ?? “

“ Hey, it was undercover -------------------- ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Don’t act like you didn’t LOVE IT. “

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BOBBI

“ you know, i think i liked you BETTER in the fetish gear. “

“ Oh, trust me ------------ THAT CAN BE ARRANGED. Just say the word. “

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soooo, idk how active i’ll be on here. probably only active upon request, or... idk, i’m just... whatever rn. still bitter about aos and the knowledge that marvel’s most wanted only has a pilot order thus far, not a series order, tbh. BUT, mockingbird #2 came out today and it was perfect and flawless and chelsea cain did hunter more justice in one issue of a comic than aos ever did??? soo. i made a 616 verse! so that’s... yeah. that’s happening.

OKAY BYE.

#the raving lunatic speaks ( ooc )#( psa )