#ass meme

[soonsie]

Saw this screen cap of this manga panel on Instagram and thought of Sam lol

[let-keigo-smash]

🍑 + shigaraki

No ass.

That kid is flat as a pancake.

[saturstay-oldblog]

update we’re sending voice messages of us cackling into the gc. We’re losing it

@putainmeuf @luludemauryyy @dtexo @fehmyn

[sleepy-kangaroo]



[let-keigo-smash]

🍑 + yourself

I don’t know. Do I? I mean, I think it’s okay, but I’m nowhere on Endeavor’s level. I mean, I know it’s tight and firm cause like, do you know how many back muscles my wings use? And your ass is tied into your back muscles.

It’s not jiggly like...coughendeavorcough...some hero’s, but you can bounce a quarter off of it!

[let-keigo-smash]

🍑+ Endeavor

I think I answered that hehehehehe.

Best butt out there.

[chantillyxlacey]

📝 Wildcard OTP (dealer’s choice!) and childhood sweethearts?

Fjdbfjfbfb I feel like "15-16 years old" probably counts as Childhood on a technicality but doesn't fulfill the spirit of the trope otherwise I'd talk about pre-Terribe-Incident era of the whole-ass au my wife and I have developed for the senpai squad ot3 where Shinji cowboys up and shoots his shot with Akihiko and Mitsuru while they're first years and they all three go out together for six halcyon months before The Terrible Incident happens (we have lovingly dubbed this The Divorce AU)

Hmmm- having Akihiko and Shinji be childhood sweethearts is simple enough, but including Mitsuru is a challenge :0a

...of course my first thought is to make the entire situation horrible shdbdjdj

Akihiko and Shinji at around age 9 or 10 are selected for a special program run by the Kirijo group meant to give disadvantaged children like orphans better opportunities- in education, athletics, etc

While Mitsuru isn't actually part of the program, she sneaks into the group home these kids are living in whenever she can in the hopes of making friends- she's very lonely :< and there she meets the boys and gets along famously with Aki right away and gets a much rockier start with Shinji

Before long though, the three of them are thick as thieves. There's a running joke between them about Mitsuru being a princess from an old folktale, and how that must make Aki and Shinji a pair of loyal samurai (Mitsuru-hime is ALSO a samurai, but that's a secret so she can catch Bad Guys off guard lol)

Some family friend of the Kirijo's has a daughter that gets married off and Mitsuru attends the wedding reception; she comes back unsettled and unhappy because apparently she's going to have to marry some stranger one day and she hates that idea.

The three of them come up with what's clearly the perfect solution tho: she obviously can't marry a stranger if she ALREADY has a husband right? Too bad! He'll have to marry someone else instead.

Rather than try to pick between them, they decide that Mitsuru can just marry them both (twice as many husbands means she can't marry a stranger twice as much, it's foolproof!)

So they exchange rings from Mitsuru's jewelry box and awkward-and-quick-but-sweet kisses (it doesn't count otherwise, obviously) and then problem solved! Mitsuru can't get married because she already IS! Checkmate!

Soon after, the kids in the program, including Akihiko and Shinji, are relocated to a different institution. They're despondent at being separated, but they all promise to write letters and stay in touch- and for a little while they do, until the letters from Akihiko and Shinji stop coming one day.

Mitsuru is a little hurt, but they hadn't seen each other in more than a year at that point, and eventually the sting wanes and she grows more preoccupied with her investigations of Tartarus and the Dark Hour. Childhood memories fade.

She's in her final year of high school the next time she meets Shinji and Akihiko- now members of a ragtag group of survivors from the terrible Persona experiments performed by that clandestine branch of the Kirijo group on orphaned children- a group calling themselves Strega.

[chantillyxlacey]

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