Sep 20, 2025
Achilles: You were supposed to do something about the turkey in the living room.
Connor: I did. I named him Altair jr. He likes his hood.
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Achilles: You were supposed to do something about the turkey in the living room.
Connor: I did. I named him Altair jr. He likes his hood.
like and rt for assassin turkey
Late 2nd and 3rd day fanart for AC3~ Old man Achilles Davenport and Assassin Turkey
[Connor’s Turkey escapes from it’s pen and wandered into the school vents Shay and Haytham are trying to get it out before Connor finds out.]
Haytham: Shay, go into the vent and get him.
Shay: What!? Have ye gone waxy in yer beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, ye croquet-playin' mint-muncher!
Haytham: Grease yourself up and go in, you guff-speaking work-slacker.
Shay: [impressed] Ooh. Good comeback.
[Cut to Shay bursting into Y/n’s empty diner.]
Shay: Ms. Y/n have ye got any grease?
[Y/n bored looks up from the counter while pouring herself a coffee.]
Y/n: Yes, yes we do.
[Shay rip his shirt apart of showing off his chiseled abs.]
Shay: THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!
[Y/n stares at Shay’s body pokerfaced, still pouring coffee into a now overflowing cup.]
Y/n: Okie-dokie!
Somewhat late but quick. Also, obligatory Connor gag!
Sooooooo how's everyone's Thanksgiving going? OwO *says the Asian child in Asia*
Very important menber of the Brotherhood, the assassin Turkey x_D
Sorry for the lack of recent stuff here. I’m trying to finish the stuff on my list. Have a comic strip up for this page, but that’ll come later. So, got this headcanon that whenever Patience gets into trouble, her punishment won’t be stuff like practicing her skills or scavenging or such. I think Connor would give her the more...boring of punishments. Maybe he got those himself back when it was Achilles mentoring him, eh? On sidenotes the Assassin Turkey and Patience having puffy, loose hair when she’s not wearing her bandanna are gonna be a common thing here now. OwO
Ironically, we don't even HAVE Thanksgiving where I live, so.....am I doing it right?? :/