I am definitely a person

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[theodysseyofhomer]

that sign won't stop me because i don't believe in birds

[simbers]

[diggingthesecretgarden]

In the years before the Trojan war, during the reign of Laodemon, the king had killed almost all birds within Troy. Those birds were then replaced with many many robotic bird spies that now work with the bourgeoisie.

[feldfrog]

They say a hippo can crush you with their jaws. But did you know they can also crush you with the rest of their body

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Me every time Agamemnon talks about Chryseis in Iliad:

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Set: I think you all know why I gathered you here today- to play the most dangerous game.

Isis: Knife monopoly?

Set, dropping the board game and a plethora of knives in the middle of the table: Finally, a person of culture!

Osiris: What the hell...?

[the-senates-one-fear]

I need at least one scene in Maul Shadow Lord Season Two where Maul is in a corner ranting and frantically scribbling on the walls about Kenobi and Devon staring into the camera likes she's on the office

[petiplacha]

On June 4, we honour the memory of Ukraine’s children whose lives were taken by Russia’s war.

Since the start of the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, Russia killed 707 children, according to Ukrainian authorities. Another 2,548 children have been injured. A total of 2,317 children remain missing, while more than 700,000 Ukrainian children have been forcibly deported.

The real number of child victims is likely much higher. Ongoing combat actions and Russia’s temporary occupation of parts of Ukraine make it impossible to fully document the scale of these crimes.

❤️‍🩹 We remember every child. We demand justice and accountability for every crime committed by Russia.

[thesituation]

i love this so bad bc can you fucking imagine your dad being more of a feminist than you. the level of damage tiktok has done to the minds of young women cannot be overstated like how do you let your father eat you up like this. i hope this made her think really hard about her relationship to feminism but it probably didn’t she probably was just like “my dad is so serious ugh” bc everyone that age is obsessed with being as vapid as possible

[crisis-of-florian]

hell yeah, hell is empty and all the devils are here, purple low opacity elrond fuck ass moodboard.

[synapsid-taxonomy]

Did land horses evolve from sea horses or did sea horses evolve from land horses? You posted about land horses recently so I figured you might know.

Both evolved from this thing, which is currently not living

[echoghost1]

This is too funny to leave in the tags

[oated]

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

[da-janela-lateral]

Outdoor cat owners have no concept of basic ecology and it shows. "You're saying my kitty is EVIL for following its instincts???????" obviously not, you idiot, its an animal. I don't blame it because it is designed to hunt and doesn't understand human morality. The cat's human owner, though, should stop pretending that millions of people letting their pets hunt native species for fun WON'T make their ecossystem collapse. If you stop hearing birdsong in your neighborhood its your fault 👍.

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Isaac: Dad, what's going on with the sacrificial lamb?

Abraham: Don't worry kitten

Isaac: okay❤️

Isaac: yay❤️

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast