#assbiterspeaks

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Hello friend! I missed you! Would you like some spiders??

Hells to the yeah! Missed you too!

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@mori-the-childrens-entertainer

~Nemesis' inner thoughts about Mori~

"We glittered Ashley's office, so that obviously makes us blood brothers. I like Mori because he gets it. He is one of my closest friends and means a lot to me. I'm happy he's part of what I consider my family. Though I don't get why he likes fish boy so much. But I like that he's happy."

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How do you feel about socks?!

"That's a closely guarded ferret secret thank you very much."

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Would you use a human as a mechanical suit for you to control?

"Like that rat chef movie? Uh, yeah! Of course I would! I'd make em do the most embarrassing shit."

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If you're a weapon of assdistruction does that mean you need a key to be launched?

WHAT??!!

Cue hysterical laughter.

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Don't worry about the Klondike bar it's sadly not filled with crack

Well then that's definitely not worth my time. Sounds nasty.

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Would you want a pup cup ?

...a what?

Okay for the record, I have no clue what the hell these things you people are asking me about are. I most likely will continue to have no idea.

Am I too old for this?

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Don't worry about it

Don't worry about what? Life? Crack? Spaghettios?