#assbiter

[rjavenuru]

This is my spirit animal. 🤣

[ferretoftrouble]

Would you use a human as a mechanical suit for you to control?

"Like that rat chef movie? Uh, yeah! Of course I would! I'd make em do the most embarrassing shit."

[ferretoftrouble]

If you're a weapon of assdistruction does that mean you need a key to be launched?

WHAT??!!

Cue hysterical laughter.

[ferretoftrouble]

Don't worry about the Klondike bar it's sadly not filled with crack

Well then that's definitely not worth my time. Sounds nasty.

[ferretoftrouble]

Would you want a pup cup ?

...a what?

Okay for the record, I have no clue what the hell these things you people are asking me about are. I most likely will continue to have no idea.

Am I too old for this?

[ferretoftrouble]

Don't worry about it

Don't worry about what? Life? Crack? Spaghettios?

[ferretoftrouble]

What would you do for a Klondike bar

A what?

The fuck is a Klondike bar?

[ferretoftrouble]

Drugs?

All day everyday.

Catnip preferably of course.

Crack ain't bad tho.