Nemesis

| Oc Blog! | MDNI Mun is 22 | Asks are very much open! |

[ferretoftrouble]

Welcome to the chaos!

~ 18+ MDNI! There will be gore, there will be cursing, there will be dirty jokes, there will be a lot of things. So stay away youngins, you'll be blocked if I catch you! (Miners are welcome tho)

~ Main fandom/universe is The Boys universe but any universes are welcome. Ocs and canon characters very welcome of course!

~Feel free to send asks or dm me to talk about starting something! But please work with me and provide input as well! (Doing just shorter asks/threads as mental health is low, as well as motivation.)

~ My replies may take a bit as life will always come first and my mental health is crappy, (Clearly).

~ I just want to add that, Nemesis is a ferret. Unless I'm doing her human verse, she is an animal. Please remember that before you dm me about rps or interact. :)

~ George is a new oc added on, so feel free to interact with him the same as you would Nem! He's not going anywhere! Same rules apply to him, he is mainly a ferret.

~ Most photos/gifs are not mine. I find them mostly on Pinterest and they really fit the chaos gremlin. If anything is mine it will be tagged/mentioned that it is.

Nemesis Bio

George Bio/Human verse

Tags

Human Verse

Nem's Photos

[ferretoftrouble]

//Okay random thought, but Mushu's intro to Mulan but it's Nem.

I'm gonna make an edit of it bc it's funny in my head.

[ferretoftrouble]

Hey I’m Soldier Boy…… if you didn’t already know. You happen to see the giant black mutt around here?(he likes petting Zeus)

"I'm aware of you... not sure how I feel about you yet given Johathan doesn't like you and you're weird with James. But uhhhh maybe... Totally not trying to eat him or anything..."

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ha. How the fuck would you even- eh, I guess I shouldn’t fuckin’ ask that question since you are literally a talking fuckin’ animal? What are you even? A lab rat? Whatever. Fuck James and John. They have basic white names. Why the fuck do they both have the most basic white names ever?? That’s fuckin’ wierd. Like if you searched up basic male names, their shitty fuckass names would pop up. Anyway…….gimme!!!”

[ferretoftrouble]

"Who do you think they tested the original V on? Born in 1913 baby, been special since 1915. Also, you have a point. They'd be top ten for sure. Okay, you have a bit of respect from me. And fine, have furface. He's getting my fur wet anyways."

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Mmmkay……you’re not a fuckin’ nazi are ya? I’d fuckin’ put you down right here, right now if you are”

“Aww he’s so fuckin’ adorable. I’m gonna take him to the meeting room so he can just fuck it up……well I don’t wanna starve him but I also need him hungry enough so he eats up Homelander’s chair…….hm”

[ferretoftrouble]

"Fuck no. I can be bad but not nearly that bad. Ew.

If you like slobbering, noisy, shedding machines then I guess you could say he's adorable. But if you want him to eat something, slather it in peanut butter. Here, I have lots." Nemesis pulls an industrial sized bucket of peanut butter out of her pocket, sliding it across the floor towards him.

[ferretoftrouble]

Hey I’m Soldier Boy…… if you didn’t already know. You happen to see the giant black mutt around here?(he likes petting Zeus)

"I'm aware of you... not sure how I feel about you yet given Johathan doesn't like you and you're weird with James. But uhhhh maybe... Totally not trying to eat him or anything..."

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Ha. How the fuck would you even- eh, I guess I shouldn’t fuckin’ ask that question since you are literally a talking fuckin’ animal? What are you even? A lab rat? Whatever. Fuck James and John. They have basic white names. Why the fuck do they both have the most basic white names ever?? That’s fuckin’ wierd. Like if you searched up basic male names, their shitty fuckass names would pop up. Anyway…….gimme!!!”

[ferretoftrouble]

"Who do you think they tested the original V on? Born in 1913 baby, been special since 1915. Also, you have a point. They'd be top ten for sure. Okay, you have a bit of respect from me. And fine, have furface. He's getting my fur wet anyways."

[ashley-barrett-official]

"Quit breathing around me. It's annoying."

[@ferretoftrouble]

Quit-!?

*deep breath, leans in to say quietly*

Homelander may have a soft spot for you, but if I ever. Ever. See you in the White House I will have plausible deniability for whatever happens to you. After all… no rodents allowed….Health and security risk….

[ferretoftrouble]

"Uh huh. Now tell me why I'd want to go anywhere near you and the weird thing under your wig? Even I have standards. Besides, you've got nothing on my nerf tank."

[ferretoftrouble]

Hey I’m Soldier Boy…… if you didn’t already know. You happen to see the giant black mutt around here?(he likes petting Zeus)

"I'm aware of you... not sure how I feel about you yet given Johathan doesn't like you and you're weird with James. But uhhhh maybe... Totally not trying to eat him or anything..."

[hom3land3r]

I don't have much to offer. I can give you some of my favorite shiny rocks and some pine cones on a stick. That's the best I got for offerings

…I suppose I could give those to the Vought Tower pet rat we have roaming around.

@ferretoftrouble

[ferretoftrouble]

"I like sticks. And rocks. Pinecones suck though, you can keep em. I throw the rocks at Ashley sometimes."

[hom3land3r]

“Always the mischief maker.”

[ashley-barrett-official]

…it’s the fucking rat throwing the-! Ahem. I mean… wow what a cute little animal!

[ferretoftrouble]

"Hush peasant. The adults are speaking."

[hom3land3r]

I don't have much to offer. I can give you some of my favorite shiny rocks and some pine cones on a stick. That's the best I got for offerings

…I suppose I could give those to the Vought Tower pet rat we have roaming around.

@ferretoftrouble

[ferretoftrouble]

"I like sticks. And rocks. Pinecones suck though, you can keep em. I throw the rocks at Ashley sometimes."

[hom3land3r]

I saw mention of a Vought Tower pet rat — y'all better have at LEAST two! Rats are social creatures and need at least one rattie buddy 🙂‍↕️

I think she has a boyfriend rat? Or a brother or…something. If he’s still alive.

[ferretoftrouble]

"A RAT??!!"

"Nem... Please...."

"BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WON'T FIND YOU ANON!"

"Help..."

[hom3land3r]

"Ohhhho no, no no no. Johnathan you will tell me what this, 'porn' is immediately. I'm an old bitch but I know lots of things. I demand the knowledge!"

[//She will absolutely regret asking but that's Nem. xD]

“Fine, fine! You want to know so bad? I’ll tell you. So, you know those sounds you and the whole tower hear from the penthouse sometimes when James and I are alone? What do you think those are?”

@ferretoftrouble

[ferretoftrouble]

"..."

"That- That's not- WHAT?! THAT'S HORRIFYING WHY! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO HEAR THAT???!!! LET ALONE WATCH IT IN A CARTOON!!!"

[ferretoftrouble]

//so basically i might only fuck around with the tags and then do very basic ask stuff to ease back into rp n stuff bc I miss it.

Will do this for Kevin too.

[hom3land3r]

nah cuz I need to see that lore shit from part 1 that’s crazy

//Lmao! Well, it literally all started over 2 years ago now.

Tsk Tsk is the main thread where Homelander and James first met. Enemies to lovers type deal.

There’s also the Supe-Vamp Hybrid thread where Homelander first discovered that he’s changed.

Here is when Hughie began working for Homelander

And this is when Homelander killed Hughie and he discovers he’s a vampire. He calls him Nibbler much to Hughie’s delight…

A cute one where Hughie sneaks in to feed from Homie while also hating on him.

There’s honestly SO many. If you’re ever interested, search the following on Homie’s page:

- Norrilander

- awkwardcourage

- ferretoftrouble

- mages-pandoras-box

- slicinggazelle

etc etc

I always tag the username of whoever I write with.

[ferretoftrouble]

//The amount of things that have happened over the last like two years is insane. I'm a small part of it but I'm very proud of it all and I adore being part of the chaos and interacting with so many wonderful people!

I gotta really come back because the world needs more Nem and Homie insanity.

Also anon, fun fact, Nem met Homie by smacking his ass with a sticky hand!

[ferretoftrouble]

//Did I buy a pet add on for Minecraft almost purely because it had ferrets?

Hmm.... 🤔

[hom3land3r]

Homelander, do you need a hug?

That would be nice. Unfortunately, I’m now cursed with being allergic to women, so I’m afraid I can’t accept.

[ferretoftrouble]

"Good thing I'm not a woman then. Not that that would stop me. I'm not giving up my shoulder perch."

[hom3land3r]

“Heh, of course it wouldn’t. You’d enjoy my suffering no doubt.”

[ferretoftrouble]

"Obviously. But what I wanna know is, why is everyone suddenly able to curse you? Are they all witches? Can they make me have wings?"

[hom3land3r]

Homelander, do you need a hug?

That would be nice. Unfortunately, I’m now cursed with being allergic to women, so I’m afraid I can’t accept.

[ferretoftrouble]

"Good thing I'm not a woman then. Not that that would stop me. I'm not giving up my shoulder perch."

[ferretoftrouble]

"GUESS WHO'S WILD AND FREE NOW FUCKERS!"

[hom3land3r]

do you hope to have other children in the future

Not particularly.

Between a needy husband, a teenage son and various fur babies, I’ve got my hands full.

[ferretoftrouble]

"You better not be calling ME a baby... Old man."

[hom3land3r]

“Oh. And a large rat. How could I forget.”

[ferretoftrouble]

" 'And a large rat' nyeh nyeh nyeh. Whatever. Just don't forget to say goodbye to your socks tonight."