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letters: E M I L Y

e - emily tumblr user brittasperry or eddie redmayne

m - mOVIES

i - igloos

l - logan

y - yellow soft yellow

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A L I C E

a - antelope

l - lerman

i - incredibles, the (movie)

c - cake

e - em (brittasperry)

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Marius!

what omg really thank you??

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top five languages omg

french

french

english

french

french

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top 5 food

garlic bread

spag bol

chocolate muffins

lime jelly

cookies and cream kitkats

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whats the problem you have with season three of misfits?

i do but i don't?like rudy wade is one of the best characters to grace television ever but i hated how they wrote simon and alisha's relationship? like they treated them as one thing and they didn't get separate storylines like i wanted to find our about simon's family as at the end of season two you found out that he got kicked out because of his powers so issues there???!!! i feel like that they wrote their ~end~ when they came up with the whole future!simon arc and didn't think of things to fill like, and simon bellamy is such a beautiful character with such great character development that just sort of stopped and then dramatically increased in the last ten minutes of the season. and alisha, oh god, i loved season one alisha (and i loved alisha/curtis lol unpopular opinion), and season two she developed so much, like 'i can be nice, sometimes' and she was actually sweet and caring towards everyone and bam season three and every time she was on screen she was intolerable and then the end and bawling, like i just hate it when they make a good strong character (which they both are) an accessory in sorts to their partner

also curtis curtis my man you are beautiful (literally) and you were also a good character in the way um walter white is a good character (in the way i don't need to be head over heels in love with you to see you as a good character but i'm in love with you anyway come the end of season two) and season four i love you so much and then as everything in misfits goes and turns completely into shit

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is albunny still a thing??? bc if so do albunny

yes oh my god albunny will always be a thing

Who cooks: al because let's be honest if penny cooked without magic she'd set fire to the house

Who does the laundry and other chores: penny

How many children do they have: four/five

Who’s more dominate: al penny

Favorite nonsexual activity: quidditch

Their favorite place to be together: next to the lake (in hogwarts), or penny's apartment couch, watching some bad muggle film which penny doesn't understand and which al has given up explaining to he

Any traditions: monthly dinners with the boot's/charlie & belle, and occasional dinners with the potter's

Their “song”: they have about two hundred songs but suck it and see by arctic monkeys or crave you by flight facilities or where are you noe by mumford & sons

What they do for each other on holidays: christmas: penny goes all out with the big cliche presents and al gets her something incredibly heartwarming and adorable. birthdays: sex

Where did they go for their honeymoon: paris

Where did they first meet: KINGSCROSS STATION WHEN SHE WAS IN FIRST YEAR HE WAS SECOND SHE GOT LOST AND HE FOUND HER AND HELPED HER AND SAT WITH HER WHILE SHE WAS TERRIFIED

Any pets: poppy the cat

What do they fight over: nothing really, but when they do its the stupid little things and they have makeup sex anyway

Do they go on vacations, if so where: anyway and everywhere, paris, new york, rome etc

these two are the worst i am in pai n

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HI I'M ALICE AND FUCK ANTELOPE ((BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY)) AND UGH LOGAN LERMAN JUST COME HERE AND HELP BECAUSE I'M AWESOME I LET MY HAIR FLOW IN THE WIND AS I RIDE MY ANTELOPE FIRING SONGS INTO THE SUNSETTTTT

oh my god this is 10000000/10.this is me this is me i'm putting this in my about me amBer