#assbutt speaks

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It’s so strange, isn’t it? How just like that a complete stranger can become such a big part of your story. It’s actually kinda terrifying, you know? How a single cross with one person you’ve never met can change ... everything.

Rebecca Pearson - This is Us

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@twilightlover2003 started following you

Oh man, a real new follower and not a fucking pornbot. What did I do to deserve such an honour. I hope I don’t disappoint.

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We stan together.

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At roommate’s parents’ house and talking about smoking pot with his mom, who regularly has edibles.

Her: Bad bad Ollie.

Me: For him having friends that smoke?

Ollie: Are you getting a pot gummy right now?!

Her: It’s a gateway drug.

Ollie: To what? Food?

Me: *dies laughing*

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When Misha Collins gate crashes your R2 photo. Like....Jesus motherfuck Misha. I was not prepared.

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Look at how cute @leemajdoub and I are!! Seriously one of the sweetest guys I've met.

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Click here to support Help Mariah live her dream

Okay, so I had to be talked into making this because I have a little too much pride for my own good. I've done everything I can do on my end and I'm still falling short. The fact that student loans acknowledge that they are giving me less than half of what I need to pay for school and living...

Hey, this isn’t what I normally share, especially not for myself but I’m so defeated right now and have already argued with student funding. I just have to try. I’m grasping at straws and if you completely disapprove, just scroll on but if you want to know a little more I’ve typed it all out in the link. 

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I met Wade. I can die happy.