What did Famous!Yn and Harry do for Queen river today? I feel like this day is no longer about Harry and yn and is now river’s day (much like every other day)
MUCH LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY
Harry made pancakes with pink food coloring, and tried to shape them into a heart but they looked more like a butt, and famous y/n called them asscakes, and then River started saying asscake, and while Harry was distracted by River and pleading with her to stop saying asscake, famous y/n made a pancake to look like a penis, and she put both the asscake and penis on Harry’s plate, and served him with a wink.
“You wanna...”
“No---fuck, no. Sorry. I don’t want it up the ass today--just thought it was funny.”
He pouted, but got over it in five minutes because River started saying asscake again.

















