#assfactor

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assfactor replied to your photo:🌸 going through old pictures and feeling the...

You’ve been to Hallstatt?! Me tooooo omg one of my fave places on earth

IT IS A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN oh my gosh just so crazy beautiful <3

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assfactor replied to your post:HEY MORGAN ENJOY MY BED ASSWIPE WEEP INTO THE...

Uhhh arent YOU the one who isnt coming back to campus til Wed????????????

*deep, long, sigh, so long i almost die because i have no more oxygen left*

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RULES Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: Let them know you have tagged them

I was tagged by my love Mary!

My questions:

1. Are you an introvert?

Yeah, I definitely get all of my energy from alone time and enjoy alone time. :)

2. If you had one hour to tell your best friend something you’ve never had the guts to say, what would you say?

I don't think I have anything tbh

3. One life goal?

WRITE AND BE SUCCESSFUL IN DOING SO

4. What’s your favorite sound?

Wiiiiiiind. Wind shaking the house and trees and blowing things around.

5. You have to choose one: complete silence or complete darkness?

LIKE FOR LIFE? OR FOR BEDTIME? Bedtime complete dark. And honestly, probably for life too.

6. What’s your relationship with your extended family like?

Good, they just stress me out when I'm with them. But I still love being with them.

7. Are you excited for the future?

VERY.

8. What’s something you are looking forward to in 2014?

I'm gonna try to make it a super bitchin year in general idk

9. Would you rather be a fruit or a vegetable? Why?

I like vegetables more but tbh I'd be a fruit bc warm weather and sunshine and all the happiness of LIFE

10. Favorite school subject?

E N G L I S H.

11. Who are you?

a nutjob, honestly

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My questions:

1. What do you want for Christmas? 2. What's your favorite beverage? 3. Dream date? With who?  4. What do you daydream about? 5. Where do you want to travel to? 6. What's your favorite outfit to wear? 7. Have you ever been in love? Tell me about them. All of them. 8. Do you listen to music when you're getting ready?  9. What turns you on? 10. What are you afraid of? 11. If you could talk to anyone right now, who would it be?

[sydneywholocked]

If it's worth anything, I'm here for you. I know you are strong but I need you to know I'd walk straight through hell for you if you needed me. If I have faith in anyone at all, it's you.

[theperksofbeingahipster]

assfactor replied to your quote “You know I can’t afford the medicine that feeds what I need.”

There was a girl that came into Linda's to get her senior pics taken last year that literally had "Caraphernelia" tattooed across her left forearm pretty big. Idk not something I would tattoo on myself bc it's negative.

Damn. I LOVE that song, but I wouldn't get it tattooed because it's not at all a positive or happy song.

[sydneywholocked]

I was tagged by Megan <3

Rule 1: You do not talk about fight club Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the question you were tagged on and make 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post

Rule 4: Let them know they were tagged

Favorite thing about your personality: I can make friends with anyone- I'm very outgoing. Plus I'm a freakazoid so I can make even complete strangers laugh.

Something that always cheers you up: -lame boyband response- watching 1D or 5SOS being idiots on youtube or something.

Best childhood memory: wow this question is depressing because now I'm struggling to think of any good memories? hm hm hm...probably my entire family staying in a beach house in Oregon together. :)

Most crazy night with friends: ELL OH ELL, I mean I've had several...when I was fifteen (0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND DO NOT USE ME AS A LIFE EXAMPLE PLS) but it was -50 so my best friend got wasted in some back alley while we were at a coffee shop with a ton of girl friends. He then proceeded to walk home, steal his parents car, and drive us home without so much as his permit. Errr...yeah. Otherwise "CrAzY" nowadays is drinking with my friends, puking, then going to bed at like 11 PM. I'm hardcore, guys.

First crush: Joey Carlson. He was ginger. :)

Biggest dream: I will cry Nutella and then being sad won't even be sad anymore. Hahaha. But other than that, being a New York Times bestseller.

Favorite feature: everything have you seen me

Meet Tom Felton or JK Rowling: Although I would love to meet Tom, Jo so I could talk to her about being an author and SEE WHAT HOUSE SHE WOULD PUT ME IN AND ASK HER WHAT SHE SUPPOSES MY PATRONUS WOULD BEEEE

Sherlock or Doctor Who: ...Sherlock.

Coke or Pepsi: CHERRY PEPSI BUT COKE EVERYTHING ELSE

Do you know that I love you and think you’re splendiforous and hope you have an amazing life and do great things: yes :')

MY QUESTIONS:

World Peace or go to a school at Hogwarts?

Tell me what love is in 6 words or less.

You can be a llama or a giraffe for the rest of your life- you choose who.

You go to hell and must become bunk mates with either Hitler or Stalin. Who do you pick? Like really think about this, you're living with them. Potentially snuggling in the event hell freezes over.

Have all water be wine for the rest of your life or all vegetables need be smoked and come with hallucinogenic side effects?

Favorite RomCom?

Fall in love really, really easy or have falling in love be the ultimate struggle; one you may never win?

will u still luv me when i'm no longer yung n beautiful

Favorite song at the moment? MINE'S HOLES BY PASSENGER GO LISTEN FUCK HEAD

Shit glitter or piss rainbows?

For free shopping extravaganza at the Mall of America (big ass mall with lots of clothes for those of you in different countries) or eat whatever you want and never get fat?

[sydneywholocked]

I miss my pookie

[theperksofbeingahipster]

assfactor replied to your post: The Breakup Poem - An Ode To My Ex

Omfg this is like so accurate to my break up too holy shit

I'm glad you think so! That's what I was aiming for because it just hit me while I was writing it how many people would have felt this way. That's why I didn't include names or super specific details. ;)