#assholesassemble

[angclhyunjin]

unlimited promo (!!!)

i seriously need to get to 1.5k

mbf me

reblog this (likes r the lamest)

going on for the next 24 hours (aka will end 7pm, UTC time)

will post in lists of five

go go go

[angclhyunjin]

leopalds >> grahmas

[seismographics-blog]

hey hello hi my name is alli and im australian ey!!! so when i heard about assholes assemble i thought the name was v v cool and im v v cool so why not eh?? so here i am yay am i allowed to list the things that u can love about me leggo: 1. i am funny 2. i have a chicken nugget factory in my house (no im just joking) 3. im sorta good at math 4. i can make you all stuff!! 5. i can help w html!! 6. i can joke around w all of u!! 7. we can all cry abt anything together 8. i guess that's it ey yall better choose me ey ;)

[paledreamer]

me

[hephaeastus]

and i know georgia and lee already ew but not really teya so i would love love love to make friends with you along with all the other members since i like to think i'm friendly at first 

also will herondale said so

have a nice day wheeee

[cyberfae]

yes hello i would like to join your assholes assemble because i'm mediocre at sarcasm but would like to interact with you sarcastic little lovely seeming people shits

if you let me join, although i am not a large partaker in the bands, i can dig pretty much any lovely sound so you can send me music and watch me downspiral into loving a band

that's it that's all i bring to the table whoops

[augustush-blog]

Followers, ignore this please

I think you guys should pick me 'cause I'm probably the most sarcastic ass on tumblr + we're in the same fandom + you just should, mkay? :*

[unwarrantedlove]

I think you should pick me because the name assholes assemble made me laugh and now I feel the need to try to join because you guys sound awesome.