#assman

[tomoleary]

Frank Quitely All Star Superman #11 Lex Luthor splash (2018) Source

Inks and Colors by Jamie Grant

[osakanone]

Armored Core: Ass Man

Way WAY Better than I expected. Some flaws -- but probably due to Peter Watts (the writer) not having enough creative control, or involvement with storyboarding. Blame Amazon for that.

Watt's thoughts: www.rifters.com/crawl/?p=11288

Keanu's acting suggests he's known addicts personally -- not just for the vocalizations but completely nailing the very specific flavour of emotionally-eroded-escapist-exceptionalist-egotism it brings, which probably means him and Watts are on the same page. Phenomenal.

Watts doesn't quite get mechsploitation/mechposting but for an outsider he gets impressively close more than once and he is playing many of the right notes.

Fights are pretty good.

Slightly too much exposition.

Could stand to be significantly more horny and existential.

Genuinely impressed.

Edit: Just learned about River Phoenix. Keanu's clearly chanelling people he's met. The pathos, dignity and sincerity, and tragedy and the understanding of the power-fantasy at the root of every addiction is peak. This could have been cynical and it wasn't. Very very impressed.

[mcflythrills78]

whoreeeeeeee

[victusinveritas]

[darkpaladin]

These are the only hot white guys. You may not like it, but it's the truth. All other white guys are not hot.

[clobberbox]

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[watersofparadise]

[gale-gentlepenguin]

I stood on a mountain top as the sun and moon aligned perfectly. The earth shook and the sky roared as the universe whispered in my ear the secret that would bend reality to its will.

“Butts are nice”