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today I learned that I have a wide mouth
…
this information will be used for nefarious purposes
really big burger?
@evaisnotshortforevangelion
the world’s biggest. you can fit sooooo much data in meeeeee
@theboredvoid-deactivated20250826
The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened
“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!
Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.
@tearyeyedcat this was beautifully written, thank you for adding it!
Another excuse for me to post Head Writer of ATLA Aaron Ehasz’s great characters board:
It's pretty cool how normalized cosplay is these days. Weird to think about how newly acceptable it is in terms of modern culture...
It was within my lifetime that people who liked to dress up as characters outside Halloween were considered unpalatable nerds, freaks, people to bully, etc. Like, in my freshman year of high school 20 years ago, it was pretty much unheard of unless you were in Anime Club... And you'd be an especially easy target for doing it
Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child
Why would you have sex with your haters randy
I’m not really in any position to be picky
pregnort in southwest england... a true fresh delivery of salisbury steaks
You are very funny id like to protect you
Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
“No I can’t come out tonight I’m sobbing about this entomologist’s heartfelt plea for someone to care about an endangered moth”
This is how I learn there's a moth whose tiny caterpillars live exclusively off the old shells of dead tortoises.
[Image description: text from a section titled On Being Endangered: An Afterthought that says:
Realizing that a species is imperiled has broad connotations, given that it tells us something about the plight of nature itself. It reminds us of the need to implement conservation measures and to protect the region of which the species is a part. But aside form the broader picture, species have intrinsic worth and are deserving of preservation. Surely an oddity such as C. vicinella cannot simply be allowed to vanish.
We should speak up on behalf of this little moth, not only because by so doing we would bolster conservation efforts now underway in Florida, [highlighting begins] but because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing. [end highlighting]
But is quaintness all that can be said on behalf of this moth? Does this insect not have hidden value beyond its overt appeal? Does not its silk and glue add, potentially, to its worth? Could these products not be unique in ways that could ultimately prove applicable?
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because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing
I was so inspired by this I made it into a piece of art for a final in one of my courses for storytelling in conservation
she was a rat named Cocker Spaniel
Need people to understand that if I’m online all day and do not respond to messages it’s because I need a day to not be a person and instead be one of those undiscovered species of slugs and that has lived in a cave for 1000 years and never seen sunlight and survives by eating moss
i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen
There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here at tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double
A letter to the robin in my front yard:
MA’AM. YOU chose to give birth on MY front porch. The front porch that you KNEW that I used because you SAW me, MULTIPLE TIMES, while you were building your nest. I don’t know why you thought I’d go away once kids were born, but I didn’t.
Kindly please stop screaming at me every time I go outside.
Also I will keep taking voyeuristic pictures of your children. That’s your rent.
A letter to the FAMILY OF BABY RABBITS that have taken up residence in the raised flowerbed NEXT TO my porch:
I AM NOT TRYING TO DROWN YOU. I AM TRYING TO WATER MY PLANTS. STOP RUNNING AWAY LIKE YOU’RE BEING WATERBOARDED AND JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN MINUTE AND I’LL LEAVE
Do you want the petunias to die? They’re your shelter. It would behoove you to let me water them, don’t you think??
oh are you for fucking real you went and got your MOM?? You got your mom to come stare at me in disdain because I watered MY PLANTS in MY GARDEN where SHE decided to have babies? The raised garden bed that I plant petunias in to KEEP RABBITS FROM EATING THEM that your mother decided was the perfect place to GIVE BIRTH?????
Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom is happening in my fucking front yard and they all have attitudes about it, istg 🙄
I had requests to see the rabbits. I saw one baby while watering the other day but didn’t realize until yesterday that we had a whole family.
Here we are trying to enter my home:
And here’s the little tattletale who went to get their mom to scold me:
Legit the baby ran off around the corner and came back with their mom who just stared at me but did nothing to save the babies she thought I was threatening.