#astereaes

[fuck-customers]

I'm a gymnastics coach and we started doing a kinder "open gym" where the littles can run around without the threat of being like, crushed. It was our first time of doing it and a mom yelled at me for a miscommunication with our admin. During the open gym i essentially act as a lifeguard and she asked why they were paying me to just "stand around" ma'am firstly I am not getting paid the whole 6 dollars you and the other 20 families paid, I'm getting paid 15 for the morning, which is not enough to deal with your crap; and secondly if you want your child to break her leg and no one to be in the gym to help be my guest.

[aplpaca]

You've achieved a level up! Happy birthday!!

thanks! when do i get my stat increase

[pallatron]

Aster, make out monday

ironically red paladin yo

names yo!

[pininqkeith]

Ok,, like, Keith just going up to lance when he's tired and resting his head on his chest, like,, *paf* and Lance just stands there for a second before he asks "buddy you-" and Keith just stops him like; no, lemme have this

this is,, so cute,, he’s so comfortable and lance is surprised at first but then he just wraps his arms around keith and holds him and both their hearts are going !!! but they’re calm and happy 

lance: dude, maybe we should move to the couch or something

keith *voice muffled in lance’s chest*: i don’t feel like letting go 

[klanceficatalogue]

Have any completed sick fics?

yeah boiii check my sickfic tag xx

[asmolbirb]

@luxconstellata omg I bet you look freaking fantastic :o yessss let's wear hats together!!!! @astereaes @spanishthealpaca thank you both so much omg, your vibes must have worked some kind of magic because that exam was much more manageable than I expected it to be ❤❤❤

[pininqkeith]

So i was going through your blog and i JUST saw ur main is petalosso and... you are one of the first people I followed like, years ago and i didn't even know u had a voltron blog?? I didn't know u even liked voltron??? So i saw that and sat back and just kinda... yeah. Ilu

oh my god i’m smiling so hard,, i love voltron i love you 

[trans-maedhros]

astereaes replied to your photo: google are inclusionists, pass it on 

It’s defining an object as asexual not a person a person should be the first one on there so i get why the pissyness (so not an incorrect def.)

I mean, at least it’s categorized as an LGBT+ search tho. The noun definition, which should have shown up first, is inaccurate (tho not incorrect).