#asteronomical quotes

[asteronomical]

eridian students: savior grace! what is savior rocky to you?

grace: he's the reason i wake up every morning :)

eridian students: aww!

[earlier]

rocky, banging on grace's door: GRACE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW

[asteronomical]

rocky: my love. how do you keep attracting so many suitors?

adrian: it's the confidence. just act like you own the place, dear

[later]

grace: ... you're in a ball.

rocky: so rocky no die in grace atmosphere. i come up! :D

[asteronomical]

grace: i dont care what happens to me as long as you get to go home

rocky: nah if grace dies, rocky take himself out 0.01 seconds later and if erid doesn't agree to take care of grace then rocky will simply crash the hail mary into the planet

[asteronomical]

grace, sniffling: :(

adrian, fussing over him: are you okay?

grace: yeah, don't worry. it's just these onions you guys synthesized for me

rocky, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to him, question?

[asteronomical]

grace: would you still love me—

rocky: yes we'd still love you if you were a worm

rocky: no we're not mad at you

rocky: yes we love you

grace: 🥹

adrian: he does not speak for both of us. i would not love you if you were a worm. the human body is weird enough.

[asteronomical]

adrian: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the eridian i married!

rocky: fine then! we’re getting a divorce! and i'm taking the pebbles!

grace, pushing the monopoly board away from them: … maybe we should stop playing

[asteronomical]

rocky: is grace showering, question?

grace: no

rocky: without rocky? :/

grace: im not showering

[asteronomical]

grace: wow i can't believe we're locked in this room together, buddy

rocky, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate