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I'm teaching a class tomorrow and I can't stop thinking about gays... How am I gonna look at my class... With a STRAIGHT FACE? (I'M SO PUNNY) (Also it's supposed to say Flash)

#astonishingdynamite #astonishing-pryde #puns #also DID our teachers think about fictional characters having sex while teaching class #did they???#my life #me #the flash

Coworker: hey, you being a girl. Can you help me think of a present for my girlfriend?

(Me internally: astonishing-pryde likes cheeseburgers. I'd probably give her a cheeseburger...)

Me: eeehm... Nailpolish?

#what is a girl?#what is a present for a girl even?#gender #astonishing-pryde #astonishingdynamite

Today me and @swanishdynamite made a very adult and responsible purchase.

#kinetic sand #Magic #astonishingdynamite

True love @swanishdynamite 💕

#astonishingdynamite #Eurovision

@astonishing-pryde That time we sent powerline rebuses to each other on snapchat (some of these only work if you know both swedish and english though)

#found these on my phone today #snapchat #powerline #the goofy movie #astonishingdynamite

@astonishing-pryde actually, this makes me think we should collect all our banter posts and change us into Kylo Ren and Hux, and imagine them bantering instead. Because imagine the hilarity! It will be so stupid!

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Ha! @astonishing-pryde I just realized that every time you call me Kylo Ren you make yourself Hux so ha! Hahaha!

#astonishingdynamite #we can be trash together!#it's really late and I thought this was brilliant!!

Yo! The guy dressed as a penis commercial thing is norwegian. They beat us this time....

I’m not surprised. I had a feeling I should’ve fact-checked that!

Good job Norway on your strange penis commercial then!

#this has been a PSA #brought to you by swanishdynamite #ask #swanishdynamite #astonishingdynamite

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