#astorobbie

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“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."

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do u have some nice astorobbie headcanons gamer

Hell yes pal I shall provide the epic headcanons (psst if you want NSFW ones let me know)

Some Astorobbie headcanons

Astor and Robbie have completely different schedules. Like Astor sleeps until 3pm and goes to work until late at night or early in the morning, while Robbie is up by 6:30am and has possibly caused chaos (in a good way).

Either way they meet in the middle and at times Astor does wake up early just to spend some more time with Robbie or Robbie just lets him sleep and then he takes a break to join him for a nap.

Another thing about Astor is that if Robbie happens to even sneeze, he'll just scoop him up and put his boyfriend in bed. Astor is extra when it happens and he'll leave everything on hold just to tend to Robbie.

In the other hand, if Astor would get sick, Robbie would make him soup and stay with him until he feels better, all while ignoring Astor's concern for him getting sick too.

On dates, they both prefer to have a date at home or somewhere where its just the two of them. Sometimes it can be them stargazing outside of Robbie's lab or it could just be them cooking diner together while talking a bit about everything.

Astor is not into PDA but when they are home alone he is becomes very clingy. Which means that if Robbie is done working for the day, he gets so sit Robbie in his lap and cuddle for a long time.

[artisticzaati]

Oh my Calamity Yiga!Astor and Malice!Robbie are clan mates...

[ For @astortheprophet & @akkalatechlabs ]

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Astorobbie relationship headcanons

They both do each other's hair. And Astor absolutely insists that the only one worthy enough to even touch it is Robbie.

He also loves to give Robbie small gifts. For example it could be a snack, or sometimes he fill up a cute gift box with tiny origami stars and a note saying how much he loves him.

Other times however its just him bringing him food when he's very invested in his work. Since Robbie tends to forget to eat when he's working.

Astor is a very good cook actually, he prefers preparing hearty meals for Robbie to keep him full and energized through the day.

Robbie in the other hand can only cook instant ramen and soup. But he only makes homemade soup, since he thinks homemade soup is superior to canned soup. Low key he is a soup elitist.

When Robbie announced that he was in a relationship with Astor, this caused an uproar. But eventually everybody got used to the whole ordeal and didn't give much thought to it, except maybe a few people that are suspicious of Astor's intents with Robbie.

Either way people are jealous of their relationship and how healthy it is despite of their different personalities. It's like they completement each other.

Robbie is constantly saying how much he loves Astor and sometimes when he's out working he will brag about his wonderful his boyfriend is. Also he will say "I love you" to Astor at least 500 times a day.

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Headcanons for Astor, Robbie and the reader in a poly relationship maybe??pls?

I love this thank you very much anon 👁👄👁

Astor and Robbie in a poly relationship

Although Astor and Robbie have rather different schedules, there are times that this puts a strain on the relationship and it can lead to both of them arguing while S/O tries to calm them both down. Most of the times it works and it ends up in all three of them apologizing afterwards and maybe even some cuddling. On the times it doesn't work S/O just turns around to leave and they both apologize, So its a win win either way.

S/O is the all of the impulse control in the relationship, for example preventing Robbie from sending hate mail to soup companies at three in the morning and Astor from impulse buying garden gnomes from Amazon.

When it comes to cooking Astor is the one who does it and he refuses to let either Robbie or his S/O handle cooking, unless he is sick or very busy.

When S/O is sick they both halt their work completely and they instead shift their energy on helping them recover. It will be Astor making them their favorite foods and snacks, while Robbie makes sure they take their medicines on time. They will cuddle S/O without fear of getting sick.

If both Astor and Robbie get sick, then they'll try to not bother their S/O but this is futile since S/O has made them go rest and they'll take care of both until they're healed. Whilst recovering Astor will be constantly reminding them to rest as well, meanwhile Robbie assures them to not worry too much and go do their things as usual. But knowing them, they wont rest until Astor and Robbie are up and running again.

When it comes to dating well its still the same, they go to quiet areas or have at home dates. Probably a movie night and all three of them enjoying their company. It really depends on their mood. Other times it could be late night walks at the beach, while all three of them hold hands and talk about anything that's on their minds.

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General Stables (Horse!Astor x Robbie): Part 3

This continues folks and stay tuned for part 4 since this is only getting started

Also trigger warnings: violence, mentions of torture

If there is anything else anyone wants me to tag, let me know

Robbie and Astor had been keeping their relationship a secret for many months now. Months that were filled with blissful love and tender romance. Their dynamic was simple they pretended to be enemies during day time and in battle. But when the twilight sets in, their fictional hatred melts away and in comes their love and affection. Usually tending each other's wounds, whispering sweet nothings and comforting each other on their tender embrace.

That was their lovely routine until that fateful day. It was after an intense battle, when it was time to go back home Robbie went to his laboratory first and Astor followed suit all alone or so he thought. Behind Astor's careless trotting, crept Link and Purah carefully following his every step. This went on until he finally arrived at Robbie's doorstep.

They both awaited in the shadows to see what would happen. But what they saw surprised them to their core. The scene before them, Robvie amorously greeting their enemy and welcoming him inside his home. No words were necessary, Link and Purah now knew that Robbie is a traitor.

Robbie and Astor would never have imagined it. One moment they were blissfully unwinding and in the other came a knock on Robbies door. It is certainly unusual for somebody to visit so late at night, thought Robbie making his way to the door. Once he opened the door he was greeted by Purah and a multitude of soldiers, including Link.

It was all so fast, almost like a blur. Everything happened so quickly that in a moment Robbie was apprehended and taken for questioning.

All he can recall is Purah's disappointment and her harsh words echoing in his mind, "Out of everyone, I never expected you to be a disgusting traitor."

As well as screaming for Astor to run away as fast as he could. After that he was knocked out cold and taken back to the castle by one group of soldiers while the other group and Link handled Astor.

Astor fought with all of his might, trying to eliminate the soldiers and that pesky Hero. But by the time he was only down to Link he had no choice but to retreat. He was badly wounded and in no condition to continue fighting.

Astor was enraged, he couldn't fathom the fact that his beloved was now being held prisoner. And that it was his fault that he was incarcerated. Astor retreated but punished himself for bringing this upon his beloved Robbie, he spent many days and nights devising a plan to free him.

Meanwhile Robbie spent his days in the deepest part of the castle's dungeon, constantly being questioned and tortured to get answers from him. The pain was horrendous but he would certainly not betray his love. As he was sure that his beloved Astor would come and rescue him.

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General stables part 4 (Horse! Astor x Robbie)

I would appreciate constructive criticism on my writing to see on which things I can improve on which of course includes this and all my of my previous work, thanks!

Astor's meticulous planning would be finally put to the test. He was now ready to charge in and rescue his beloved Robbie. In Astor's eyes it was a cruel injustice what they did to Robbie, imprisoning him without a chance to explain their love. The horse was seething with rage and his only thought was getting Robbie to safety as he ran as fast as possible towards the castle. How his own people deemed him a traitor in less than a minute, how the soldiers dragged him away, how his screams for helped echoed in his mind was what fueled him to not even stop to drink water.

After what seemed an eternity he had finally arrived at the gates of the castle, and ignoring his previous planning, he charged his way through taking down anyone who crossed his path. The whole castle was in chaos. It wasn't natural for for him to be this careless in battle, but his beloved's life was at stake and he every second was vital.

Soon after he descended to the dungeons and located a very beaten Robbie unconscious on a cell's cold floor.

"I'm finally here my love" whispered Astor while using his magic to open the cell door. He got closer to Robbie to quickly inspect him, to his relief Robbie still breathed.

"Everything will be okay my dear, they won't hurt you anymore. I'll heal your wounds just like you did with me." Astor tried to contain his tears as he gently placed Robbie on his back with his magic.

Their escape was rather easy since most of the soldiers were either dead or injured and there was so much that the princess and the others could do at the moment.

Once back at the Yiga hideout, Astor demanded that Robbie's injuries should be tended to immediately. To which some Yiga member's did without asking questions. And in less than a minute they had carried off Robbie's unconscious body somewhere Astor couldn't see.

He patiently waited for any news of his beloved's current status, he was pacing anxiously around his usual spot until a Yiga came to inform him that Robbie would be okay, although he was still unconscious.

Once they told Astor the news, he felt like a heavy weight was lifted from him and he ran to where his beloved Robbie was resting. He saw Robbie's peaceful expressions and it reminded him of when they both met that fateful day. How rude he was at first and of how sweet and gentle their love came to be.

After staring at him for a while he laid down on the ground next to him to rest and be at his side until Robbie woke up.

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How Robbie, Astor and y/n became a couple taken from a scene in how i met your mother (S6 ep19);

Robbie: Hey guys. This is Astor, he's a possum dark wizard. I found him in the trash, he lives with us now.

Y/n: I love him.

Ksheke yeah that's basically how it happened