your name is larry the lyncher

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your name is larry the lyncher
just about 90% of problems in fandom spaces derive from the fact that some people see it as a popularity competition instead of a community.
serena lives on the 11th floor of her building. that is a long ass elevator ride with the floor's singular old white lady and her crusty-eyed white dog tucked under her arm, BOTH side-eyeing her bc she is covered in blood and viscera post-hunt lmao.
HI TODAY IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A FRICKING CHEERY QUARK SOUFFLÉ OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED
Ingredients for 4 people:
4 eggs (whites and yolks)
160 g semolina
133 g sugar
107 g butter
500 g Quark
half a teaspoon baking soda
a pinch of lemon peel (you can vary what you describe as ‘A PINCH’)
~700 g cherries (honestly you can sue however many you want go nuts)
tools:
Two bowls for mixing
another bowl for baking
hand mixer
spoons. So many spoons.
fourth bowl for the cherry juice
sieve for cherries
oven.
~ 1 hour of time
don’t mind that I’m using 3 eggs here I’m making a smaller one
step 1:
prepare everything. Preheat the oven to 200 degrees CELSIUS Upper- & Lower heat.
You’ll need roundabout the eggs for now.
separate the egg whites and yolks, and then ✨beat the whites vigorously till stiff✨ or smth.
Step 2:
add the sugar and butter to the yolks and mix till it’s one thing. You know what I mean.
Step 3:
add baking soda, lemon peel, semolina and quark. Again, the lemon peel can be two pinches or no pinch or three pinches or one large pinch, it’s really nothing big to the flavor, whatever you prefer.
Step 4:
strain the cherries, just like I strain every meaningful relationship I’ve ever had
Step 5:
while the cherries are being punished for their sins, mix the previously beaten egg whites with our yolk-sugar-butter-soda-lemon-semolina-quark mix till once again it’s one homogeneous mass (Mine looks a bit liquid because I used a lot of quark, but that’s okay, it’ll work regardless)
Step 6:
add cherries add cherries add cherries add cherries add cherries add cherries no juice
then pour it into whatever shape you want the soufflé to have when it’s done baking
Step 7:
bake it at 200 degrees CELSIUS for 40 minutes till brown or golden brown or whatever color you want it to have (purple or green or blue might be hard to achieve though)
I turned mine around in the oven for five more minutes to get a more even brown.
step 8:
let it cool down or eat it like hot molten lava 👍 congrats you have consumed cherry quark soufflé
some of y’all are like “oh no this show about inter-generational trauma and fucked up family dynamics is literally serving me inter-generational trauma and fucked up family dynamics” as if you expect that to be newsworthy in any way
lucas north + being a giant.
leech nation rise, and these nations fall. the community service didnt stop me, the hospital couldnt drop me.
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